10-12-08, 09:50 PM | #1 |
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Poop!
Today, when I went to wake up my daughter, Maille, I immediately whiffed a distinct smell. I looked down into her crib and noticed brown streaks on the sheets. When Maille looked up at me, I saw brown marks on her face and brown marks on the teddy bear that she was holding in her hand. I realized that she had taken off her pajamas and her diaper. Evidently, she decided to take the poop and spread it on her crib, her walls, and everything else that she could reach. My dogs were so disgusted that they would not enter the room. And I thought things were bad when I didn't catch any fish in yesterday's tournament.
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10-12-08, 10:24 PM | #2 |
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The joys of babies. Duct tape works well if she starts doing it all the time. Im on my 4th kid, trust me I know what you are going through.
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Flfireman, 4th kid? Man, you have courage. I just couldn't imagine having 2 more. I guess you have a bunch of "poop stories".
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I've got three myself man and that has happened more than I would care to remember , just wait it does get better and you will most likely have a few happenings that are worse as well .
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Jim, glad to know that I have more to look forward to! I gotta get that vasectomy soon (I am waiting for my tourney season to end, got 1 more tournament left).
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Don't know how I feel about unloading the gun , my wife is after me about it but I don't think I could do it .
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Speaking of PEAS, they are your best friend after getting snipped. They conform the best, keep one on the boys and one in the freezer-alternate at will. Just so you know, if you try to make dinner with them after all is said and done. You will get slapped by the wife.
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if you try to make dinner with them after all is said and done. You will get slapped by the wife.
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Low blow ( pun intended ) lol good one
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I'm in the same boat, Jim...Wife's after me to do it. She's on IUD for now, but wants me to get the boys cut. Just thinking about it sends me to the corner weeping.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo to the snip snip. Had it done to my dog and all he does now is pout and look sad.
On the first note, Wishing my stepson when he was 4 or 5 had an accident in his pants, he was playing outside and did not take the time out to go poop. So to keep from getting in trouble he cleaned himself up in the bathroom then hid the evidence in his toy box. So to recap we had poop, in the bath tub, on the toilet (and handle) in the sink, on the knobs, in the floor, in the toybox and on the toys. His plan did not work, he did get in trouble ! LOL |
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Ahhh. poop finger painting....I've been lucky...my wife always had to clean it up
I'm in the same boat about snipping...but I just can't seem to get time to make the appointment...It is a very scary thought..it works now what if they miss and you end up limp noodling for the rest of your life
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aaawwwww you bunch of SISSYS!!! getting snipped is GREAT!! i had it done and NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS. no swelling or pain at all. and EVERYTHING works just like it did before. another thing to think about (joke installed here now), she'll never know if your cheating, no all of a sudden calls at the family get together, lmao.
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I know that my "man card" will be revoked for saying this but . . .
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I'm not scared but do feel a bit uneasy with sharp objects around my boys .
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Here's another of those great child moments , we have had a stomach bug going around my house for a few days and all my sons have gotten it . last night night my oldest comes out of his room holding his stomach and pukes on me , not a poop story but gross none the less .
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I was able to talk my wife into having the surgery, thank God!
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Jim,
Ahhhhhh, the beautiful smell of puke. At least he didn't puke in your truck. It is so hard to get that smell out. As a side note, I seem to have more tolerance to the poop smell. The puke scent makes my eyes water and . . . . sometimes makes me puke. Glad that we are all "sharing" and getting to know each other well. At least, it makes me feel better to know that I am not the only one that has experienced these things, i.e. poop fingerpainting, kid puking episodes, and fear of the vasectomy. |
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hahahaha, woody you're a whimp. listen gang. i have had 3 surgeries around "the area", first a left verical ligation, back when lisa and i first married. didn't have "boys and girls" swiming around. it backfired, caused the first hernis too. i told the doctor "while you're down ther fixing my gut, you're gonna be in the gerneral are. go ahead and cut and tie". he said that we would do it in the office after i healed from the hernia. i said;"look, you don't understand doc....if you don't do it then, there won't be another visit,hahaha." hey after all i will be asleep.....right? ok, do it then, or NEVER! see this is when we found out if lisa got pregnant, it probably wouldn't survive, or lisa wouldn't. so i took the high road. everyone said i was a saint for doing it, lmao. i said;"a saint or do i not want to get caught?" yes i was kidding. anyway that is the truth about my vasectomy. and just 2 years ago i had my SECOND hernia, that one really hurt. next is who knows what, hahahaha.
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I suffered a double hernia when i was younger not at all fun , we where wrestling in a friends yard and I got the old foot in the stomach number and was tossed into the air ( that caused the hernia ) and caught my should on a fence on the way down (broken collar bone) which caused a ER trip and the double hernia to be overlooked for a few weeks until I could no longer walk upright I think I was in 4th or 5th grade when this happened .
Jim ps If my dad ever actually posts something on the site he will confirm the story .
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yea, but are you "home" all the time? hehehehehehe.kidding pal.
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