My wife at walmart tonight

[Bubba_Bruiser]

Eventhough I am across the pond, Flea had me rolling with the Walmart scene while getting the on the sales.

She said a woman handed her a crockpot to hold. She said the woman slung her purse around and lifted her amrs to open it and revealing the contents of her body odor and just about knocked her out. She said who would want to eat out of it after it had been stewing under that.

Her friend was waiting in line for a trampoline and she said a guy was "bumping" in to her and just making her uncomfortable. Flea was going to meet her and she heard someone say, back off of me mustard breath. It was her friend. She asked her if mustard breath was the only thing she could think of hahahaha. The girl said, well, we were in public and I didn't want to talk ugly.

I was rolling. Any other humor or stories from shopping?