The Breakfast Club punch line

MallenManson · 01-05-10, 04:10 PM

Any of you that saw and remember The Breakfast Club, probably remember the joke Bender's telling as he's climbing through the ceiling.

"A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

...and that's when Bender falls through the ceiling, never finishing the joke.
I decided to go on a quest to find the punch line. Now I'm bummed!
THERE NEVER WAS A PUNCH LINE!

I feel like the last 20+ years have all been a lie......

TN_Bassin · 01-05-10, 05:20 PM

You and me both...

Bender · 01-05-10, 10:01 PM

A little digging found:

It was recently revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, "I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, 'I forgot my pencil,' so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline?"

I guess that makes sense, but what about you dad?

MallenManson · 01-05-10, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bender

A little digging found:

It was recently revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, "I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, 'I forgot my pencil,' so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline?"

I guess that makes sense, but what about you dad?

Haha! I knew you guys were related!

MallenManson · 01-05-10, 10:23 PM

Ya know, I always thought pretty much everyone could identify with one of the characters.
John Bender, all the way.

bamabassman · 01-05-10, 10:27 PM

Classic movie...........................................

nofearengineer · 01-05-10, 10:29 PM

I was sort of halfway between Brian Johnson and John Bender.

MallenManson · 01-05-10, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bamabassman

Classic movie...........................................

Definitely

MallenManson · 01-05-10, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofearengineer

I was sort of halfway between Brian Johnson and John Bender.

Chicks, can not hold in de smoke. Dat's what it is!

01-05-10, 04:10 PM	#1
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	The Breakfast Club punch line Any of you that saw and remember The Breakfast Club, probably remember the joke Bender's telling as he's climbing through the ceiling. "A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says... ...and that's when Bender falls through the ceiling, never finishing the joke. I decided to go on a quest to find the punch line. Now I'm bummed! THERE NEVER WAS A PUNCH LINE! I feel like the last 20+ years have all been a lie...... __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

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01-05-10, 10:23 PM	#5
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Ya know, I always thought pretty much everyone could identify with one of the characters. John Bender, all the way. __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

01-05-10, 10:27 PM	#6
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Classic movie........................................... __________________ so many lures, so little time.

01-05-10, 10:29 PM	#7
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	I was sort of halfway between Brian Johnson and John Bender. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

01-05-10, 10:01 PM	#3
Bender BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Brighton, MI Posts: 2,414	A little digging found: It was recently revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, "I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, 'I forgot my pencil,' so we were trying to work backward from that, but what joke would have that punchline?" I guess that makes sense, but what about you dad?

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