Geting neutered.....

[MallenManson]

..or..... half the man I used to be (what was that cartoon that always had 2 titles? Was it Sherman and Peabody (which is now a movie)?
Or was it Rocky and Bullwinkle? Wasn't a fan....

For anyone who has thought about it...IS thinkin about it....this is for you.

Obviously, any time we think of a knife and our cajones....we hide in the nearest closet and cry ourself to sleep.

Ol Mallen is here to give you the lowdown
Ol Mallen is a pretty descriptive name, on this subject lol.

First, there's the consultation, where they make sure you REALLYREALLYREALLY wanna do this. Now.....common sense should tell anyone asking that question.....that it has been thought out....sometimes even with tear filled eyes...no man is gonna enter a neutering clinic on a dare....

The Dr came in...asked me how old I was (even though it's right there in front of him)....

Me-45
He-Do you have any kids?
Me-I have a 22 year old daughter and a 4 year old granddaughter

That ended the consult

So this morning (way too early after the murdered kitten/gf gettin the hell out), I went to the clinic.

You will get a shot in the balls, to numb the pain.
There is STILL some pain. I have a very high pain tolerance, but it still hurt pretty bad on half a dozen occasions.

BUT! It is tolerable, and the hurts you wil feel, don't last long at all.
The entire procedure lasted probably 15 minutes.
Once it's over, there is zero pain.

I was clipped n snipped less than 4 hours ago, and I can't even tell they did anything, pain wise.

It did cost me like 450, since I hadn't met my insurance deductible for the year lol

Just a heads up. If I can keep only 1 person from paying 18 ears of child support, it was all worth it