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State Mottos
Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona - But It’s A Dry Heat. Arkansas - Literacy Ain’t Everything. California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids, and Home Of The Early Bird Special Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois - Please, Don’t Pronounce the "S" Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana - We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine - We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else. Laughs Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada - Prostitutes and Poker! New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal Rhode Island - We’re Not REALLY An Island South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State Texas - Se Hablo Ingles Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont - Ay, Yep Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington - We Have More Rain Than You Do West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese! Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared |
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