The wrong answer

cassidyta · 03-12-09, 02:50 PM

If you are ever asked "Would you give up fishing for sex?" Trust me when I say, "With you, at the current rate?" Is NOT the right answer!

bcklash · 03-12-09, 02:58 PM

Cass,Tell us YOU DID NOT SAY THAT

cassidyta · 03-12-09, 03:00 PM

Not me, but my good friend Jack Daniels said those words. It sounded funny in my head, but somehow when they came out of my mouth, not so much.

MississippiBoy · 03-12-09, 03:05 PM

Wow...I predict that the "current rate" will soon be exactly ZERO for the next good while.
You're either brave or stupid, Cass...I'm not gonna guess which one.

cassidyta · 03-12-09, 03:13 PM

I shriek at spiders if that gives you any indication....lol

Like I said, it was funny to me when I thought it. Sadly, it is not the worse thing I ever said. And you are correct, I am failry sure the bass spawn will be over before mine occurs again.

garry_3000 · 03-12-09, 03:53 PM

Um sounds like your married like I am so it dont faze me I rather fish anyway after ten years an two kids ( five years married ) fishin just sounds more fun

MIbasser · 03-12-09, 04:02 PM

Cass, you've got some of the best posts! Now I may not have said that before, but works best for me is in the morning I'll roll over, tap her on the shoulder and say "you ready

??" and her response is "GO FISHING!!!"

garry_3000 · 03-12-09, 04:07 PM

Hummmm I think I will try that one too.

bcklash · 03-12-09, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mibasser

cass, you've got some of the best posts! Now i may not have said that before, but works best for me is in the morning i'll roll over, tap her on the shoulder and say "you ready :d:d ??" and her response is "go fishing!!!"

lmao - yes i think that might work

bamabassman · 03-12-09, 05:26 PM

wait for it .........SHE is gonna respond to this one cass

lord........please help me.

mrs bamabassman · 03-12-09, 05:38 PM

Being married for 19 years the only sex I get is sex in the hall. As we pass each other in the hall he'll say ****you then I shout ****you back and that is the end of our hall sex

Yes Bama is stupid enough to say fishin

I love fishin too but

I Love That Man Of Mine

tnfisherman · 03-12-09, 05:45 PM

your suppossed to do that than after wards you go fishing

bcklash · 03-12-09, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrs bamabassman

Being married for 19 years the only sex I get is sex in the hall. As we pass each other in the hall he'll say ****you then I shout ****you back and that is the end of our hall sex

Yes Bama is stupid enough to say fishin

I love fishin too but

I Love That Man Of Mine

I know all about that hall sex deal all to well

but it's been 35yrs. for us and she's still a wonderful women

cassidyta · 03-12-09, 06:43 PM

Well, I have 17 years of marriage under the belt. 10 of it with the fine woman I now call my bride. Both she and I know if I open my mouth there is a decent chance my foot will get stuck in it.

bamabassman · 03-12-09, 08:00 PM

CASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see i TOLD YA!!!! HUFF,PUFF.........catching my breath. thanks alot cass.

aikenyounggun · 03-12-09, 08:30 PM

dude im sure your wife was happy with that answer...... you probably gonna hear that in arguments for the next 20 years

cassidyta · 03-12-09, 09:01 PM

Aiken, You say that as though she is speaking to me. I don't mind things being said in an arguement, it means that there is at least a primal form of communication.
Luckily for me, she actually doesn't hold a grudge, she will go and get her angry shopping out of the way and all will be well.

BigBassin144 · 03-12-09, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrs bamabassman

Being married for 19 years the only sex I get is sex in the hall. As we pass each other in the hall he'll say ****you then I shout ****you back and that is the end of our hall sex

Yes Bama is stupid enough to say fishin

I love fishin too but

I Love That Man Of Mine

that's pretty dam funny right there!

BB

bamabassman · 03-12-09, 09:09 PM

yea bb.........she had a 10 year honeymoon. if it weren't for that i'd still be going strong now,like the energizer bunny she said. hahahaha.

BigBassin144 · 03-12-09, 09:17 PM

I think we may be getting a wee bit too much info.

BB

bamabassman · 03-12-09, 09:24 PM

hahahahahahaha, i guess so bb. sorry bout that. but BLAME CASS!!!! HAHAHAHA.

barkelypup · 03-12-09, 10:03 PM

Shew. I'm gonna have to put one of them V chips on my computer. All jokes aside Cass most of the time I open my mouth the wrong answer comes out. If you don't believe me just ask my wife. Good thing for me is she loves me anyway.

bP

cassidyta · 03-12-09, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBassin144

I think we may be getting a wee bit too much info.

BB

Even if not meant to be, that is a darn funny pun.

mrs bamabassman · 03-13-09, 08:10 AM

I hope ya'll know I'm always picking at John. He is the Best Husband any woman could ever hope for and I thank God for him everyday.

John, don't ever change. I love you just the way you are.

Thanks for putting up with all my bad jokes

I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART.

LISA MARIE

bamabassman · 03-13-09, 07:38 PM

<<<<<<<<<<blushing.

03-12-09, 02:50 PM	#1
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	The wrong answer If you are ever asked "Would you give up fishing for sex?" Trust me when I say, "With you, at the current rate?" Is NOT the right answer! __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

03-12-09, 02:58 PM	#2
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	Cass,Tell us YOU DID NOT SAY THAT __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

03-12-09, 03:00 PM	#3
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	Not me, but my good friend Jack Daniels said those words. It sounded funny in my head, but somehow when they came out of my mouth, not so much. __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

03-12-09, 03:05 PM	#4
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Wow...I predict that the "current rate" will soon be exactly ZERO for the next good while. You're either brave or stupid, Cass...I'm not gonna guess which one. __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

03-12-09, 03:13 PM	#5
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	I shriek at spiders if that gives you any indication....lol Like I said, it was funny to me when I thought it. Sadly, it is not the worse thing I ever said. And you are correct, I am failry sure the bass spawn will be over before mine occurs again. __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

03-12-09, 03:53 PM	#6
garry_3000 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: indianapolis, in Posts: 267	Um sounds like your married like I am so it dont faze me I rather fish anyway after ten years an two kids ( five years married ) fishin just sounds more fun __________________ BETWEEN THE BAITMONKEY AND MY WIFE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SAVE MONEY OH WELL

03-12-09, 04:02 PM	#7
MIbasser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Okemos, MI Posts: 1,447	Cass, you've got some of the best posts! Now I may not have said that before, but works best for me is in the morning I'll roll over, tap her on the shoulder and say "you ready ??" and her response is "GO FISHING!!!"

03-12-09, 04:07 PM	#8
garry_3000 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: indianapolis, in Posts: 267	Hummmm I think I will try that one too. __________________ BETWEEN THE BAITMONKEY AND MY WIFE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SAVE MONEY OH WELL

03-12-09, 05:26 PM	#10
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	wait for it .........SHE is gonna respond to this one cass lord........please help me. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-12-09, 05:38 PM	#11
mrs bamabassman BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Section, Alabama Posts: 49	Being married for 19 years the only sex I get is sex in the hall. As we pass each other in the hall he'll say **you then I shout **you back and that is the end of our hall sex Yes Bama is stupid enough to say fishin I love fishin too but I Love That Man Of Mine

03-12-09, 05:45 PM	#12
tnfisherman BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: east tn Posts: 370	your suppossed to do that than after wards you go fishing

03-12-09, 06:43 PM	#14
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	Well, I have 17 years of marriage under the belt. 10 of it with the fine woman I now call my bride. Both she and I know if I open my mouth there is a decent chance my foot will get stuck in it. __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

03-12-09, 08:00 PM	#15
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	CASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see i TOLD YA!!!! HUFF,PUFF.........catching my breath. thanks alot cass. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-12-09, 08:30 PM	#16
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	dude im sure your wife was happy with that answer...... you probably gonna hear that in arguments for the next 20 years __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

03-12-09, 09:01 PM	#17
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	Aiken, You say that as though she is speaking to me. I don't mind things being said in an arguement, it means that there is at least a primal form of communication. Luckily for me, she actually doesn't hold a grudge, she will go and get her angry shopping out of the way and all will be well. __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

03-12-09, 09:09 PM	#19
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	yea bb.........she had a 10 year honeymoon. if it weren't for that i'd still be going strong now,like the energizer bunny she said. hahahaha. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-12-09, 09:17 PM	#20
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	I think we may be getting a wee bit too much info. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

03-12-09, 09:24 PM	#21
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahahahahaha, i guess so bb. sorry bout that. but BLAME CASS!!!! HAHAHAHA. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-12-09, 10:03 PM	#22
barkelypup BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: I'm a Hillbilly in Kentucky Posts: 223	Shew. I'm gonna have to put one of them V chips on my computer. All jokes aside Cass most of the time I open my mouth the wrong answer comes out. If you don't believe me just ask my wife. Good thing for me is she loves me anyway. bP

03-13-09, 08:10 AM	#24
mrs bamabassman BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Section, Alabama Posts: 49	I hope ya'll know I'm always picking at John. He is the Best Husband any woman could ever hope for and I thank God for him everyday. John, don't ever change. I love you just the way you are. Thanks for putting up with all my bad jokes I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. LISA MARIE

03-13-09, 07:38 PM	#25
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	<<<<<<<<<<blushing. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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