Fishing Joke Thread

[pbruessow@msn.com]

Thought I'd start one so here goes:

Bobby Lee and Jimmy decided they was ready to go fishin and catch some big uns. They loaded their ole Ford with their tackle and ventured down to the local fishcamp to rent a boat.
Once on the lake the good ole boys started catching them there bass one after another and filled up that ole rowboat. Jimmy hollered to Bobby Lee to mark da spot so they could come back tomorrow. Bobby Lee said: "Consider it done Jimmy!"
It was gettin' kinda late so they headed back to the fishcamp. After beaching the boat and unloading all their tackle Jimmy started gettin' red faced and hollered at Bobby Lee once again: "Bobby Lee, What's this big ole "X" taped to the bottom of the boat?"
Bobby Lee grinned proudly: "Jimmy, that there is my 'lectric tape marking our honey hole. Kinda smart dontcha think?"
Jimmy turned even redder and hollered even louder: " Dag blessed Bobby Lee! It's gonna be real busy and all tomorrow here at this fishcamp and we probably won't even git the same boat!"