Bad Food

Jim80 · 06-30-08, 11:03 PM

A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Fishbear · 07-02-08, 07:25 PM

Now that is funny, dont care who you are.

Scientists have proven? that wedding cake will kill a woman's libido quicker and for longer period of time than any drug known to man.

Bo Dale James Jr. · 07-05-08, 10:41 PM

Another spot on analysis!

1FASTLASER · 07-06-08, 08:00 AM

Aint no chit!!!!!!!!!

06-30-08, 11:03 PM	#1
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	Bad Food A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

07-02-08, 07:25 PM	#2
Fishbear BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Winder, Georgia Posts: 136	Now that is funny, dont care who you are. Scientists have proven? that wedding cake will kill a woman's libido quicker and for longer period of time than any drug known to man. __________________ There is a place for all of God's creatures. Right next to the potatoes and gravy!

07-05-08, 10:41 PM	#3
Bo Dale James Jr. BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Jerseyville,IL Posts: 596	Another spot on analysis! __________________ *Got time to breathe, got time to fish!*

07-06-08, 08:00 AM	#4
1FASTLASER BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: crossett,arkansas Posts: 2,777	Aint no chit!!!!!!!!! __________________ Laser's rule with Merc's doing the pushing..........KEEP THE WETSIDE DOWN AND THE DRY SIDE UP!!!!!!

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