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Being in Cali and all... I'm going with the botox lipped finesse worm with silicone enhanced giggling action. For good measure, I'll spray it with that "scent of self-importance". Should get me a nice sack.
Lonley wives of Calfornian Fishermen attempt to remove all large mouth bass from local waters...
After the Minnesota Vikings last boat trip, The San Diego Chargers have instituted a new meaning to catching some tail.
Due to high fuel costs, the 2 man to a boat rule has been slightly increased.
Uh... excuse me Captain... but, is there any chance I could get you to pull up a little closer to the dock? I kinda left my only 'good' weight on top of one of the pilings.
Guaranteed to catch a fish, or at least get tangled in the line of the guy next to you who caught one.
Ever since Californian fishing guides figured out how to run free wifi on a boat and what a Grande Double Mocha Cappuccino was, business has been booming!
When researchers discover that fishing actually relieves stress and can add years to your life, Californians drop there yoga classes and tofu bars and head to the lake.
Drop shot gear....$250 bucks, Fishing license & fees...$100 bucks, being the only guy with a 40 foot net....PRICELESS!
Fish on!!! Me too!!! Its going under the boat, it most be a big one. Hey who's line is this.
In a cost cutting move B.A.S.S today unvailed its new tournament system which mandates all participants will fish from the same boat.
Having a hard time attracting early morning, weekday fisherman, Californian fishing guides doubled the price per head and began serving $8 Lattes. Business hasn't been this good in years.
"Ok, everyone, this is the captain again. As we come up to the 6th hour of our search, remember to keep the faith, and keep trying. Remember, I dropped my cell phone off the starboard side, right at midships. Whoever finds it gets a coupon for a free fishing trip. One person only, non-transferable, good for 47 days from the date of receipt, no cash value. Food, bait, and equipment not included. Tax not included.
Thank you, that is all."
Catching the fish was easy, getting 'em in the boat with only a 4ft net was the hard part!
Unable to fish with the pros, the former co-anglers have teamed up to be a force to be reckoned with.
Due to recenet gas prices, to recover costs and save money, boats are being powered by fish .....and then whips are used to move the fish along and in the right direction!!!!
Ok, I think ol' Nessie is finally getting tired...everybody hang on for a little longer. Once I give the word, everybody start reeling, and maybe we'll get him to the surface. Those of you who are hooked near the mouth, be careful.
Thanks to those whose captions were not posted.
