stupid joke

[Infisherman1]

A sailor met a pirate, and they started to talk about their adventures at sea. Â*The sailor noticed that the pirate had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. Â*The sailor asked, "So how did you end up with that peg leg?"
The pirate replied," We were in a storm at sea and I was sept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men wee pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" exclaimed the sailor. "How did you get that hook?"
"Well" the pirate replied, "we boarded an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut off my hand."
"Incredible!" remarked the sailor. "and what about the eye patch?"
"A seagull pooped in my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye because of a seagull dropping?" asked the sailor in surprise.
"Well," said the ppirate, "it was my first day with the hook."