Newest Quote from Uncle Homer

[macgyver]

This is from the December 2004 Bassmaster issue. I love Uncle Homer ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Question:" How many bass over 10 pounds have you caught, and what did you catch them on. "

Answer: " The total is five, and all came on a 6-inch black sinking lizard with no weight, lazed over the bottom. "

Now again what's my FAVORITE BAIT ???, and what's my FAVORITE TECHNIQUE ???

All I can say is great minds think alike

Lizards

[Rich]

Now again what's my FAVORITE BAIT , and what's my FAVORITE TECHNIQUE

Roland Martin's helicopter lure in a sewage treatment plant settling pond ;D?

[macgyver]

[quote author=Rebbasser link=board=MessBoards;num=1102192995;start=0#1 date=12/04/04 at 15:49:51]

Roland Martin's helicopter lure in a sewage treatment plant settling pond ;D?

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LMAO, LMAO,LMAO,LMOA,LMAO,LMAO,LMAO,LMAO,LMAO,


Lizards

[Rob Mak]

a pink polka doted fluke in the nuclear waste drainage..


zooker

[Infisherman1]

Everyone knows its a chrome plated whiz-bang used for any gamefish in any situation.

[Rich]

I thought they quit making chrome plated whiz-bangs ;D.

[BassNva]

you can get them on e-bay or go to www.chromeplatedwhizbangs.com ;D

[jeffman]

Can we all start calling you "UNCLE LIZ"

[Rob Mak]

jackl i was going to say grandpa liz but ya beat me to it.

zooker

so if he modified his baits would he be Liz Tailor? ??? :

[Rob Mak]

ohhhhhhh that is cold spinner. real cold.. "that's bout right"

lmao
zooker

[jeffman]

SPINNER,

Only if he sewed them to his clothes!

JackL

[Rich]

This thread sure went south in a hurry ;D ;D.

[jeffman]

REB,
I think everyone is suffering from a little cabin fever, I know I am. It warmed up to 45 degrees here yesterday, so I tried a little walleye fishing. Caught ONE (1) 6 inch white perch. It is raining this morning, so duck hunting is out fo the question. (Ducks don't like to fly in rain) We are just coming off a full moon, so duck hunting has been in the crapper for the last week. Supposed to get colder and snow tomorrow. Shotguns are all cleaned and oiled, empty shells are all loaded and boxed, car is washed and in the garage.
(Cow's gone dry and the hens won't lay, fish quit bitin' last saturday, I et' the last of the pork and beans and tore a hole in my old blue jeans. Jes' cain't depend on nuthin&quot

JackL

[Rob Mak]

jackl ducks do fly during the rain-they are water proff- it is the hardcore duck man that hunts them then. un like the fair weather hunter jackl appears to be. water here is 54 and it was 70 today no wind i caught 8 largemouth bass. although it was a tad brisk running down the lake this morning.the car is washed?? why birds come from 100 miles away just to crap on my gold truck.


zooker

[catfishtonyd]

I always wondered why when it rains weathermen say "It's a good day to be a duck" or something along those lines.

I was always under the impression that the expression "It's a good day for ducks" related to hunting ducks. When the weather is bad, cold, raining, windy, etc., ducks can't find a safe, comfortable place to set, so they move around more, giving the hunter more opportunity to kill them.

It's the bluebird days that ducks like. They don't have to move around much, and the hunters doze off in their blinds.

[jeffman]

ZOOKER,

I'd drive a hundred miles to crap on a gold truck!!

JackL

[Rob Mak]

well anit i lucky ya live in ks a whole lot more than 100 miles -hate to shoot and old fart trying to crap on my truck.


zooker

[macgyver]

All of you guys a Hilarious ;D, especially spinnerb8, that's a classic already And by no means am I close to Uncle Liz or Grandpa Liz, but I'll keep plugging along till I get there

Lizards

[danrw84]

Let's keep it going.....If he adds scent to them would that make him Liz Claiborne?

If he gets sea sick on his boat, can we call him Liz Hurley?

[Rich]

Check, Please ;D ;D!

[jeffman]

If he hooks it behind a ZOOK-N-STEIN, would it then be a LIZ-N-STEIN???

JackL

[Rob Mak]

only if it happens in ks jackl

zooker

[UGAROCKS2002]

woo wooo wooo wooooooooo woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! there zooker. there is no way you can rag on the fluke, if they made a pink pokedoted fluke i sure as hell would through it. :P :P :P :P :P :P







[quote author=zooker link=board=MessBoards;num=1102192995;start=0#3 date=12/04/04 at 18:14:28]a pink polka doted fluke in the nuclear waste drainage..


zooker[/quote]

[Rob Mak]

sure i can the biggest thing i have ever caught on a fluke was a flat head-58pounds- and a bald eagle other that i anit got diddly in a fluke.

lizard on a diet -thin lizzy- ;D


zooker