10-28-04, 08:16 PM
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bad pick-up lines
"Are you a parking ticket, cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"If I could rearrange tha alphabet I would put U and I together" ;D ANybody got other ones? |
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10-28-04, 08:22 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
fish here often?
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10-29-04, 03:51 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
" I found it in the last place that I looked"
Once when I was younger, I played a little guitar and tryed to start up a band. Well a friend asked if we had a singer, and I said yes. He then asked if he could sing and I said yes but not very good. |
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10-29-04, 08:34 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
" I'm not the best looking guy in the bar, but I'm the only guy looking at you!"
Robby. ;D |
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10-29-04, 08:54 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
" Is that a mirror in your pants?" she says no why? you say " cause I can see me in them"
:  Robby. |
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10-29-04, 09:29 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Hey Rob, how many hand prints on the cheek have those two caused? ;D ;D
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10-29-04, 09:51 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
[quote author=HoosierAngler link=board=Tourneys;num=1099005366;start=0#5 date=10/29/04 at 20:29:21]Hey Rob, how many hand prints on the cheek have those two caused? ;D ;D[/quote]
The mack Daddy of them all and my buddy uses this one and it has about a 30% pick up rate which I can't belive is: I'll give you a nickle to come home and poop on my chest! And I've seen him slaped silly on many ocations so kids don't try this at home! |
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10-30-04, 08:56 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
"If I told you, you had a nice body- would you hold it against me?" ;D ;D
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10-30-04, 09:31 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
high schoolers ?? where ??? we are all over collage age you double name idiot...
zooker
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10-30-04, 10:45 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Â* Â* What in the hell is a "JohnJohn"? Is that a two holer outhouse? |
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10-30-04, 11:08 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
jack,
its a two-story outhouse. I can guarantee you that you'll only use it once ;D |
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10-30-04, 11:21 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
amen amen.... ;D
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10-30-04, 11:47 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
i didn't know i was a pro
 ???and my club standings probably mean more to you than they mean to me. it's just fishin'...jeez! |
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10-31-04, 03:10 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
i think you might know him tom.
make sure you thump him once for me. zooker
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11-01-04, 10:48 AM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Here's one:
"Are your legs tired?" why? "Because you've been running through my mind all night long!" Heard that one from Will Smith (the fresh prince) |
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11-02-04, 07:18 AM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Ask the girl if she knows the difference between a bologna sandwich and a blowjob.When she turns red and says no, ask her if she would like to go to lunch sometime. ;D ;D ;D P N J
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11-02-04, 03:22 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Did you get a ticket this morning? " cause you got fine written all over you!" :-/
Robby. |
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11-02-04, 07:41 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
ooooohhhhhhh bassman just a weee bit testy to day?
but good point. two holer leave it is better this way. zooker
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11-03-04, 12:22 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Here is a good one. A buddy told me this one and it cracked me up so bad that I couldn't even breathe.
man: "you must know karate" woman: "why is that?" man: "Cause you kicking, giiiiiiiirrrrrlll" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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11-04-04, 06:47 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
You must be Jamaican.
Because Jamaican me crazy. -Weird Al |
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11-05-04, 09:51 AM
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Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
Hey u wanna go out for a pizza and f***. NO.. y do u not like pizza.. My name is johnjohn..Im a loser...Will u please have sex with me???? ;D |
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11-05-04, 09:43 PM
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oh crap southern that one is an insant classic..
zooker
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11-08-04, 01:20 AM
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Just rolled in from a week of working on the farm, man I am ready for you! Oh, dont worry uncle jimbobs got a whole flock of sheep and I practiced on everyone of them just for you baby.
They all say lambskin is the most sensitive for yours and mines pleasure, Hell all I got was Flea's! |
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11-09-04, 12:48 AM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Baby. You remind me of that bass I caught last week. I rekon I'd like to mount you too.
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11-09-04, 07:30 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
hey il nice to hear from ya
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