Weenie Test!

[ROBZILLA]

>>>Three third graders from North Carolina, an Irish kid, an Italian
>>> > kid, and a Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The
>>> > Irish kid suggests that they play a new game.
>>> >
>>> > " Let's see who has the biggest weenie." " Okay." They all
>>> > agree.
>>> >
>>> > The Italian kid pulls down his zipper, and whips it out. "
>>> > That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out, and
>>> > proudly shows that his is at least an inch bigger.
>>> >
>>> > Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by
>>> > far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
>>> >
>>> > That night, eating dinner

at home, the Redneck kid's mother
>>> > asks him what he did at school today. " Oh, we worked on a
>>> > science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a
>>> > new book, and then during recess, my friends, and I played a
>>> > new game called ' Let's see who has the biggest weenie."
>>> >
>>> > " What kind of game is that, honey ?" asks the mother.
>>> >
>>> > " Well, me, Anthony, and Patrick each pulled out our weenies
>>> > , and I had the biggest ! They said it's because I'm a
>>> > Redneck. Is that true, Mom ?"
>>> >
>>> > Mom replied, " No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one !"


SORRY ZOOK HAD TO PUT IT UP!

[Rider]

Thats really funny, have to tell that to my freinds.

[flfireman]

Got to be pickin on the rednecks.

[Bassinkid]

lol that has to be somone i know lol.

[bassbooger]

Originally Posted by Bassinkid

lol that has to be somone i know lol.

I don't know if I would admit that someone has a bigger weenie than me. LOL

[FlyRod]

I don't mean to brag, but I have this 'lil tattoo on my masculine appendage. I got it, on a dare, when I was in the Army.
Normally, it sez "WJACAUSA0C". However, when the aforementioned organ is in a state of, er....combat readiness, it reads: "W---, John A., Captain, Armor, United States Army, 05422399. CHARRRRRGE!"


FR
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[Rebbasser]

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Sorry, buddy-I couldn't resist

[jooleyen]

That's kind of weird that you made this post, because I haven't heard this joke in about 2 years. Last night the joke popped up into my head and now here it is.

[Rebbasser]

Deja Vu all over again ?

[ToPwAt'R GuY]

lmao.......

[Bassinkid]

so the irish kid had the biggest weenie. its a scientificly acurate joke too. go red heads.

[FlyRod]

Originally Posted by Bassinkid

So the irish kid WAS the biggest weenie. Its a scientifically accurate joke too. I only go out with red heads.

Fixed, for accuracy's sake....no charge. (Warranty work.)

FR
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