Becoming Illegal!!

bassbooger · 04-19-07, 01:33 PM

Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator)

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
Senate Office Building309 Hart
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process forbecoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S.Citizen toillegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill'sprovisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way thatI can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that mydaughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law schoolapplications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurancepremiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college agechildren driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of theprocess to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of thenecessary forms, I would be most appreciative.

Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

Pete McGlaughlin

Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040.
Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great offer!!!!
Explain it to me once more: WHY do I have to "Press 1 for English"?

Bubbah · 04-19-07, 04:18 PM

I am sorry to see you become an illegal citizen because tax relief in a new form is available from the IRS it's called the 1040BS. It's Postcard sized and has three simple questions:
(1) How much money do you have?
(2) Where is it??
(3) How fast can you send it???

04-19-07, 01:33 PM	#1
bassbooger BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Dallas, NC Posts: 316	Becoming Illegal!! Becoming Illegal (From a Maryland resident to his senator) The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes Senate Office Building309 Hart Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Sarbanes, As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process forbecoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S.Citizen toillegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill'sprovisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way thatI can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that mydaughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law schoolapplications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son. Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurancepremiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college agechildren driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of theprocess to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of thenecessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. Your Loyal Constituent, Pete McGlaughlin Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040. Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great offer!!!! Explain it to me once more: WHY do I have to "Press 1 for English"? __________________ cast, reel, cast!!! Repeat if necessary!! Dallas, NC

04-19-07, 04:18 PM	#2
Bubbah BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6	New IRS Forms I am sorry to see you become an illegal citizen because tax relief in a new form is available from the IRS it's called the 1040BS. It's Postcard sized and has three simple questions: (1) How much money do you have? (2) Where is it?? (3) How fast can you send it???

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