Giggin For The Fishboy

OUTLAW · 05-21-07, 08:07 PM

Went out today after working nightshift 12 hrs.,Drivin home 3 hrs. too nice to sleep,hooked up the boat to go take a look.As I fished ,I thought of my friend Zook.

So I was using frogs,on the pads,from the depths came a PICKERAL

I saw a blue Heron, and asked him "Where are the Bass", He replied.....

[QUOTE]

Under your boat you silly ***,I said thankyou Stupid stork.....So I threw a frog that looked like a piece of pork.

And I gots me a little Bass

a poem by OUTLAW
copyright 2007

brushhog · 05-21-07, 08:57 PM

Outlaw, how do you get the birds to talk back?? I asked some geese this weekend and got no answers,, What the f!@#$?????

OUTLAW · 05-21-07, 10:10 PM

It takes a little practice Brush Hog,Keep practicing and you will get it

patchino22 · 05-22-07, 09:14 AM

That is a nice pickeral there Outlaw. That lake looks like it belongs somewhere in the south with all those lilly pads.....I never would guess it is in PA.

bassthumb32 · 05-22-07, 10:57 AM

Are You That Into S&m That You Carry A Whip On Your Belt At All Times Outlaw Lol Jk. Nice Fish. I Like Your Boat Setup Too. What Part Of Pa Are You From.

OUTLAW · 05-22-07, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassthumb32

Are You That Into S&m That You Carry A Whip On Your Belt At All Times Outlaw Lol Jk. Nice Fish. I Like Your Boat Setup Too. What Part Of Pa Are You From.

Yeah, Its in NorthEast P.A.,Its about 25 miles from Bloomsburg I-80.As far as the whip LOL,Its my HD keychain,I used to always misplace my keys till I got something big-n-bulky ,now I can find them easier.Most of the lakes around here have some lily pads like this (The good places anyway) and I love fishin them ,I like crawling a weedless frog or minnow on top of them,no matter how thick,then when I get to a pocket or small opening letit sit and it usually gets slammed.That pickeral made a cool wake from about 5 feet away. -Thanks-

OUTLAW · 05-22-07, 04:10 PM

And I just realized my fly is down,And that my beer belly is gettin bigger,I better do some more excercise,Fishing is exercise right?......................................

leroy · 05-22-07, 04:39 PM

LOL!! Your fly is down! Now we know how he catches those fish...

zooker · 05-22-07, 05:59 PM

outlaw flyin da colors fer sure..

now if i could only get outlaw to slid the frog under that over hanging reed grass he would catch some more..

the frog is not like a buzzbait where you can catch bass by fan casting 8-10 feet a part. the frog is a 3-4 foot a part bait..

oh yeah seeing you pointed it out.. are you looking for a date or are ya just hot??

zooker

Rebbasser · 05-22-07, 06:23 PM

Outlaw, you sure have a great looking place to fish.

Congrats on your catch and fly that battle flag with pride!

Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton........

Wait a minute-I am

!

JB · 05-22-07, 08:38 PM

outlaw,
the resemblance to borat is uncanny, you should be getting residuals rofl

Rebbasser · 05-22-07, 09:10 PM

Outlaw has been farked by JB! Welcome to the club

!

brushhog · 05-22-07, 09:33 PM

ROTFLMAO - No offense JB , your skill are legendary, but this may be the first time the real photo is funnier than your photoshop.... If i had any techno skill I think I'd photoshop a banjo minnow inot that open fly!!! Even if I wasn't into fishing this place is worth the price of admission just for this kind of stuff!!!

JB · 05-22-07, 10:00 PM

i put borat in the back of the boat and should have left him there without adding outlaws mug...i tried every color/hue/lightness adjustment in the program but just couldn't get his face color to match the body.
They do kinda resemble each other tho lol

FlyRod · 05-22-07, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brushhog

Outlaw, how do you get the birds to talk back?? I asked some geese this weekend and got no answers,, What the f!@#$?????

As I understand it, he smokes some sort of stuff before speaking to them. Then he can commune with nature, man. All those pretty colors too!

We all live in a Yellow Submarine, Yellow Submarine...

FR
Anybody got a spare Twinky?

OUTLAW · 05-24-07, 11:54 PM

Theres No way JR.Your from my loins When I get home Im gonna punch your Momma right in the mouth.............WHAT MOVIE.....?

05-21-07, 08:07 PM	#1
OUTLAW BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Back in the woods of Benton , P.A. Posts: 210	Giggin For The Fishboy Went out today after working nightshift 12 hrs.,Drivin home 3 hrs. too nice to sleep,hooked up the boat to go take a look.As I fished ,I thought of my friend Zook. So I was using frogs,on the pads,from the depths came a PICKERAL I saw a blue Heron, and asked him "Where are the Bass", He replied..... [QUOTE] Under your boat you silly **,I said thankyou Stupid stork.....So I threw a frog that looked like a piece of pork. And I gots me a little Bass* a poem by OUTLAW copyright 2007 __________________ Willy,Waylon & Me , Yeah

05-21-07, 10:10 PM	#3
OUTLAW BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Back in the woods of Benton , P.A. Posts: 210	It takes a little practice Brush Hog,Keep practicing and you will get it __________________ Willy,Waylon & Me , Yeah

05-22-07, 10:57 AM	#5
bassthumb32 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Fort Loudon, PA Posts: 682	Are You That Into S&m That You Carry A Whip On Your Belt At All Times Outlaw Lol Jk. Nice Fish. I Like Your Boat Setup Too. What Part Of Pa Are You From. __________________ MY LIFETIME GOAL IS TO KEEP AT LEAST A SMALL CASE OF BASSTHUMB FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

05-22-07, 04:10 PM	#7
OUTLAW BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Back in the woods of Benton , P.A. Posts: 210	And I just realized my fly is down,And that my beer belly is gettin bigger,I better do some more excercise,Fishing is exercise right?...................................... __________________ Willy,Waylon & Me , Yeah

05-22-07, 05:59 PM	#9
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	outlaw flyin da colors fer sure.. now if i could only get outlaw to slid the frog under that over hanging reed grass he would catch some more.. the frog is not like a buzzbait where you can catch bass by fan casting 8-10 feet a part. the frog is a 3-4 foot a part bait.. oh yeah seeing you pointed it out.. are you looking for a date or are ya just hot?? zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

05-21-07, 08:57 PM	#2
brushhog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Whitesboro, NY Posts: 1,222	Outlaw, how do you get the birds to talk back?? I asked some geese this weekend and got no answers,, What the f!@#$?????

05-22-07, 09:14 AM	#4
patchino22 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 116	That is a nice pickeral there Outlaw. That lake looks like it belongs somewhere in the south with all those lilly pads.....I never would guess it is in PA.

05-22-07, 04:39 PM	#8
leroy BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 212	LOL!! Your fly is down! Now we know how he catches those fish...

05-22-07, 06:23 PM	#10
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,141	Outlaw, you sure have a great looking place to fish. Congrats on your catch and fly that battle flag with pride! Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton........ Wait a minute-I am ! __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

05-22-07, 08:38 PM	#11
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	outlaw, the resemblance to borat is uncanny, you should be getting residuals rofl Last edited by JB; 05-23-07 at 08:15 AM.

05-22-07, 09:10 PM	#12
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,141	Outlaw has been farked by JB! Welcome to the club ! __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

05-22-07, 09:33 PM	#13
brushhog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Whitesboro, NY Posts: 1,222	ROTFLMAO - No offense JB , your skill are legendary, but this may be the first time the real photo is funnier than your photoshop.... If i had any techno skill I think I'd photoshop a banjo minnow inot that open fly!!! Even if I wasn't into fishing this place is worth the price of admission just for this kind of stuff!!! __________________ 3/4 of the Earth's surface is water and 1/4 is land. Clearly god wants me to fish, not mow the lawn.

05-22-07, 10:00 PM	#14
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	i put borat in the back of the boat and should have left him there without adding outlaws mug...i tried every color/hue/lightness adjustment in the program but just couldn't get his face color to match the body. They do kinda resemble each other tho lol

05-24-07, 11:54 PM	#16
OUTLAW BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Back in the woods of Benton , P.A. Posts: 210	Theres No way JR.Your from my loins When I get home Im gonna punch your Momma right in the mouth.............WHAT MOVIE.....? __________________ Willy,Waylon & Me , Yeah

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