Blonde vs. Brunette

MississippiBoy · 07-05-08, 09:15 PM

This ditzy blonde is walking to town one day, and looks up to see a brunette walking straight down the middle of the road. Every step the brunette takes, she's slapping herself on the side of the head and saying "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..." over and over again, hitting herself every step.
The blonde walks up to her and asks her what she's doing, but the brunette ignores her completely. "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..." on she goes.
After trying several times to get her attention, the blonde figures when in Rome, do as the Romans do. So, she gets behind the brunette, and starts the same thing. Step, slap, "Fourteen." Step, slap, "Fourteen." Step, slap, "Fourteen."
Suddenly, a big 18-wheeler comes flying over the hill, barreling straight down at them. Wisely, the brunette dives out of the way to safety on the side of the road.
But the blonde is too caught up in the rhythm, and fails to move.
WHAM!!!! The 18-wheeler runs right over her, sending her flying.

The brunette gets up, dusts herself off, grins, and gets back on the road.
"Fifteen, fifteen, fifteen...."

Jim80 · 07-05-08, 09:32 PM

hahahahahaha i did not see that coming that was great

mariner · 07-05-08, 10:04 PM

hahahahahahahahha

BigBassin144 · 07-06-08, 10:43 AM

That's great!

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bamabassman · 07-06-08, 12:54 PM

hahahahahaha. msboy you gonna the mrs mad at cha. remember she WAS a blonde. hahahahahaha.

07-05-08, 09:15 PM	#1
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Blonde vs. Brunette This ditzy blonde is walking to town one day, and looks up to see a brunette walking straight down the middle of the road. Every step the brunette takes, she's slapping herself on the side of the head and saying "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..." over and over again, hitting herself every step. The blonde walks up to her and asks her what she's doing, but the brunette ignores her completely. "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..." on she goes. After trying several times to get her attention, the blonde figures when in Rome, do as the Romans do. So, she gets behind the brunette, and starts the same thing. Step, slap, "Fourteen." Step, slap, "Fourteen." Step, slap, "Fourteen." Suddenly, a big 18-wheeler comes flying over the hill, barreling straight down at them. Wisely, the brunette dives out of the way to safety on the side of the road. But the blonde is too caught up in the rhythm, and fails to move. WHAM!!!! The 18-wheeler runs right over her, sending her flying. The brunette gets up, dusts herself off, grins, and gets back on the road. "Fifteen, fifteen, fifteen...."

07-05-08, 09:32 PM	#2
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	hahahahahaha i did not see that coming that was great __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

07-05-08, 10:04 PM	#3
mariner BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: trenton ga Posts: 501	hahahahahahahahha __________________ ¿ <*(((>{

07-06-08, 10:43 AM	#4
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	That's great! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

07-06-08, 12:54 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahahahaha. msboy you gonna the mrs mad at cha. remember she WAS a blonde. hahahahahaha.

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