It started with Golf

cassidyta · 10-07-08, 04:23 PM

I was 7 over after 6 holes and had decided to quit at the turn. The 7th is a particularly short par 4; we jokingly call it a 3 and 1/2. I had broken out my 2 iron when I heard someone say "use the 5 wood". I looked over my shoulder and didn't see anyone and went back to address the ball. "I said use the 5 wood!" This time I looked all around and didn't see anyone. Then I heard a voice say, "Hey, down here." I looked down and saw a frog beside my tee. "Trust me" he said, "go with the 5 wood." Who am I to argue with a talking frog? I grabbed the 5 Wood and hit a shot that Tiger would be proud of. The ball kicked off the fringe and left me a 4 foot putt for eagle. On the 8th, my drive left me 135 from the pin, when the frog said. "9 iron to the left hand side" I swung true and this one rolled to the cup and made for an easy birdie putt. With the frog as my partner, I ended up shooting a 5 under for the day.

After the round, I asked the frog what it knew about casinos. It just laughed and winked. So we headed down to the casino and headed to the roulette table. The frog sat comfortably in my shirt pocket and went 5 for 5 on calling the numbers out. With 32 to 1 odds on a single number and $100 bets, we were breaking the house. Understandably, Security came over and suspected cheating. While they could not find any proof of cheating, they tossed me out on some BS rule about having a live animal with me.

I cashed out my chips and decided to call it a night. Me and the frog went back to my hotel room and I made it a nice bed in the dresser. I got ready for bed and reflected on my day and then told the frog. "You have done so much for me, is there any way I can repay you?" The frog looked up and simply said "Kiss me?” I am not one for amphibian love, but I figure it is the least I can do. I picked up the frog and kissed it softly on the forehead. Just then the room exploded in a flash of light and a beautiful young woman stood before me.

And that you honor, is how the 17 year old ended up in my hotel room!

bamabassman · 10-07-08, 10:39 PM

LIFE!!!!! woithout parole. now "bubba" wants to see ya pal. hahahahahahahaha.

10-07-08, 04:23 PM	#1
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	It started with Golf I was 7 over after 6 holes and had decided to quit at the turn. The 7th is a particularly short par 4; we jokingly call it a 3 and 1/2. I had broken out my 2 iron when I heard someone say "use the 5 wood". I looked over my shoulder and didn't see anyone and went back to address the ball. "I said use the 5 wood!" This time I looked all around and didn't see anyone. Then I heard a voice say, "Hey, down here." I looked down and saw a frog beside my tee. "Trust me" he said, "go with the 5 wood." Who am I to argue with a talking frog? I grabbed the 5 Wood and hit a shot that Tiger would be proud of. The ball kicked off the fringe and left me a 4 foot putt for eagle. On the 8th, my drive left me 135 from the pin, when the frog said. "9 iron to the left hand side" I swung true and this one rolled to the cup and made for an easy birdie putt. With the frog as my partner, I ended up shooting a 5 under for the day. After the round, I asked the frog what it knew about casinos. It just laughed and winked. So we headed down to the casino and headed to the roulette table. The frog sat comfortably in my shirt pocket and went 5 for 5 on calling the numbers out. With 32 to 1 odds on a single number and $100 bets, we were breaking the house. Understandably, Security came over and suspected cheating. While they could not find any proof of cheating, they tossed me out on some BS rule about having a live animal with me. I cashed out my chips and decided to call it a night. Me and the frog went back to my hotel room and I made it a nice bed in the dresser. I got ready for bed and reflected on my day and then told the frog. "You have done so much for me, is there any way I can repay you?" The frog looked up and simply said "Kiss me?” I am not one for amphibian love, but I figure it is the least I can do. I picked up the frog and kissed it softly on the forehead. Just then the room exploded in a flash of light and a beautiful young woman stood before me. And that you honor, is how the 17 year old ended up in my hotel room! __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

10-07-08, 10:39 PM	#2
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	LIFE!!!!! woithout parole. now "bubba" wants to see ya pal. hahahahahahahaha.

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