on the lighter side......

[JB]

ever been on the lake all day, drinking bottled water, gateraid and soft drinks, then pull up to the ramp at the end of the day to trailer the boat and see that nice 50 year old latrine?
Boy oh boy on the good days when the bass are biting your thumb gets
tore up, yer hands smell like fish, and your sunburned/windburned...does it get any better?
Heck Yes it does!
After hours of not "going" almost any state ramp will have a tie down area you go to after you pull off the ramp, and theres that good ol' fly infested
port O john or if you're lucky stainless steel seats and blue water..
so ya take your wizz and kinda can still smell some livewell bass stink on the hands, and again life it good.

Ya tie down, get in the truck or suv and begin the hour long trip home, of course its about 93 degrees out and you've been sweatin bullets all day.
About half way home the heat starts cooking all that lake/bass/livewell sweat around the "man area", ya think, its no big deal, I'll shower as soon as I get home and the wife will never know.
By the time you pull in the barn at home, you've got three day old mackeral fumes out of your shorts from the heat, its even kinda smelly to You..so whata do?


I recommend my new product, it will keep you clean and save your marriage (if she has a keen sniffer)

So, at three bucks a bottle, I plan to retire on profits from my new brainchild...
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