Would you say this if you were a Cowboy fan?

Bob Smith · 11-10-10, 10:00 AM

The Texas DPS are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A..The Dallas Cowboys

Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A.Put up a goal post.

Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A.Old

Q.What's the difference between the Dallas
Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A.Nobody remembers.

Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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WaffleJaw · 11-10-10, 10:26 AM

Hahaha!~Thats awesome even if Im a fan.

carolina-rig-01 · 11-10-10, 12:27 PM

Yesterday the Cowboys practice got cut short. About half way through practice there was a strange white powder like substance discovered on the field and Jerry Jones called the Dallas PD to come investigate. After a few hours it was determined that it was safe to resume practice because the strange white substance was only the goal line and it was very unlikely that the Cowboys would discover it again anyways.

Go Steelers.

bamabassman · 11-10-10, 09:14 PM

i love the one aobut what do you call a cowboy with a super bowl ring.........OLD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GOOD STUFF BOB.

KORY....I HATE THE STEELERS! HAHAHA! GO FINS!!!! one of these days i hope,lmao!

Jrob78 · 11-10-10, 09:53 PM

It's hard to be a Cowboys fan these days. It's one thing if your team is bad, it's quite another when they just quit. This team is so hard to watch. They need to get rid of at least half these guys and find some people that actually want to play.

bamabassman · 11-11-10, 07:25 PM

a LOT the pro teams need to do that bud.

11-10-10, 10:00 AM	#1
Bob Smith BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Cartersville, Georgia Posts: 1,472	Would you say this if you were a Cowboy fan? The Texas DPS are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A..The Dallas Cowboys Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A.Put up a goal post. Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? A.Old Q.What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A.Nobody remembers. Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! __________________________________________________ __________ __________________ Bob Smith a.k.a. "Porko" (vintage Strike King variety!)

11-10-10, 10:26 AM	#2
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	Hahaha!~Thats awesome even if Im a fan. __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

11-10-10, 12:27 PM	#3
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	Yesterday the Cowboys practice got cut short. About half way through practice there was a strange white powder like substance discovered on the field and Jerry Jones called the Dallas PD to come investigate. After a few hours it was determined that it was safe to resume practice because the strange white substance was only the goal line and it was very unlikely that the Cowboys would discover it again anyways. Go Steelers. __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

11-10-10, 09:14 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	i love the one aobut what do you call a cowboy with a super bowl ring.........OLD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GOOD STUFF BOB. KORY....I HATE THE STEELERS! HAHAHA! GO FINS!!!! one of these days i hope,lmao! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

11-10-10, 09:53 PM	#5
Jrob78 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 4,671	It's hard to be a Cowboys fan these days. It's one thing if your team is bad, it's quite another when they just quit. This team is so hard to watch. They need to get rid of at least half these guys and find some people that actually want to play. __________________ There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L

11-11-10, 07:25 PM	#6
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	a LOT the pro teams need to do that bud. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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