08-23-11, 09:58 AM | #1 |
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Redneck home security system
REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:
1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots. 2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo. 3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines. 4. Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. ~Cooter
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08-23-11, 01:18 PM | #2 |
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lmao! love it!
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08-23-11, 05:40 PM | #3 |
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LMAO, that just might work!
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08-23-11, 10:54 PM | #4 |
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My luck the thief won't be able to read.
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