When father knows best!

[joedog]

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - blue , green, yellow, orange, andred.

My Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked:

“What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;

I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

“Got really drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."


Maybe the funniest joke I've heard in a while follows so read carefully....

Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

[kennethdaysale]

Originally Posted by joedog

Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

Here's a couple more.
#1 Shortest conversation ever.-------Jesse Jackson and Maxine Watters sit down to discuss their yachting adventures.
second shortest convo.____ Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum share stories about their WILD college days and life on the mean streets.
#1 Shortest book ever written----"Why I Love Liberals" by Michele Malkin
#2 Shortest book-----"The Joy of Monogamy" by Newt Gingrich
#1 Shortest Documentary--------"The Genious of the Occupy Wall Street Movement"
#1 Shortest collection of short stories--------"My many Musky-Smallmouth-Pike-Walleye and Salmon stories" by Kennethdaysale

[joedog]

Thanks Ken!