Dale Hollow

bcklash · 04-21-12, 11:07 AM

OK, heres the deal. I'm going to DH May 9th thru May13th. Meeting a bunch of guys from a forum that I don't like, they have ugly boats and they can't fish with the cheap arse equipment they borrowed.

So what do I need to do help them catch fish on DH.

Oh I'm glad I'll have my "little" boy

with me to watch my back.

2 Weeks and 3 days I can't wait.

MississippiBoy · 04-21-12, 01:24 PM

Can we have an "ugly boat" contest? I'd have that one in the bag....

bassboogieman · 04-21-12, 02:17 PM

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Can we have an "ugly boat" contest? I'd have that one in the bag....

When it comes to UGLY, man you got it covered.

Ugly boat - check
Ugly face - check, double check
Ugly rod - check
Ugly shoes - check
Ugly demeanor - opps, Bryce got ya on that one.
Ugly dog - canine ownership, unconfirmed.

The only NON-ugly thing associated with you, and I don't have any clue why SHE chose you, is that wonderful woman you share your days and nights with. I'll never understand it, you is one lucky UGLY SOB, fo' sure.

Oh, and as I love pranks, instead of bananas in his boat, I think a certain individual should find a couple of well placed "BIRDS NESTS". There should be plenty of them available in the woods around the lake. Or, we could just "namesake" a few of his reels for him, it he should leave one unguarded.

bcklash · 04-21-12, 05:13 PM

Daniel if he thinks your ugly, wait till he feasts his eyes on the 2 in the Dyna Trak.

Hmmmm---birdsnest----BCKLASH----namesake

RUT ROW

woody · 04-21-12, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bcklash

OK, heres the deal. I'm going to DH May 9th thru May13th. Meeting a bunch of guys from a forum that I don't like, they have ugly boats and they can't fish with the cheap arse equipment they borrowed.

So what do I need to do help them catch fish on DH.

Oh I'm glad I'll have my "little" boy

with me to watch my back.

2 Weeks and 3 days I can't wait.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Hey Ron, I've been wondering lately when you were gonna chime in about the Get-Together. I don't have to wonder any more! HAHAHAHA

-Mark

bcklash · 04-21-12, 06:58 PM

The good news is the Bandit and I are going to leave here about 4 hours earlier then planned.

Daniel if your boat is uglier than the Dyna Trak, you must be 1 proud BOY, cause she is ugly but we love her.

IUbass · 04-21-12, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MississippiBoy

Can we have an "ugly boat" contest? I'd have that one in the bag....

I have some stained carpet and Alabama rod gloves.... I think MississippiBoy would vote me the ugliest based on the rod gloves... lol Just kidding. Cant wait to meet you guys.

MississippiBoy · 04-22-12, 12:15 AM

Let's put it this way.....I would take a picture of my boat and post it, but I like my camera and my phone, and I'm afraid whichever I used wouldn't survive taking the pic.
It's pretty much the same reason I don't have any pictures of Ron from Kentucky Lake 2 years ago.....small children have been known to burst into tears when he walks in the room.

MississippiBoy · 04-22-12, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by bassboogieman

When it comes to UGLY, man you got it covered.

Ugly boat - check Yes, that has been established
Ugly face - check, double check Also verified
Ugly rod - check Most of them look ok, but not all of them.
Ugly shoes - checkIf they're not ugly, they ain't broke in good yet
Ugly demeanor - opps, Bryce got ya on that one. Gospel truth
Ugly dog -canine ownership, unconfirmed. He's actually a good looking dog. Looks a lot like a German shepherd, even though he have no clue what his dad looked like. He rescued him from a vet......she found his mom on the side of the road with a litter of 7 puppies, and he's the best dog I've ever had.

The only NON-ugly thing associated with you, and I don't have any clue why SHE chose you, is that wonderful woman you share your days and nights with. I'll never understand it, you is one lucky UGLY SOB, fo' sure. You're right, and don't I know it. I honestly think she's either partially blind, or just a little "touched" in the head.

I gotta put something here so it'll accept the post.

bcklash · 04-22-12, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MississippiBoy

Let's put it this way.....I would take a picture of my boat and post it, but I like my camera and my phone, and I'm afraid it wouldn't survive taking the pic.
It's pretty much the same reason I don't have any pictures of Ron from Kentucky Lake 2 years ago.....small children have been known to burst into tears when he walks in the room.

OUCH!!!!! But you done said I can fish with you 1 day, so you can't back out or burst into tears now.

bassboogieman · 04-22-12, 09:53 AM

Missetcboy & bcklash go fishing.................................

They're out there afloat
Two ugly thugs in a boat,
fishing the waters of Dale Hollow.

Their excuses are lame -
Bass just don't know of their fame
so their baits they refuse to swallow.

One of the team is unable to cast
due to a case of ugly backlash
The other just can't use his thumb.

The fishing is slow
and so little they know
they could be said to be dumb.

And try as they might
they just can't get a bite
so decide to return to the dock.

Missing a tree
they were lucky, you you see
until they hit THE BIG ROCK.

So our unlucky "twins"
lucky the boat was of tin
as it only sustained a small dent.

Returned to the camp
cold, hungry and damp
that's how their day sadly went.

There is more to follow
When we meet at the Hollow
remember it's all just in fun.

Whether a day or a week
if it's good times that you seek
This gathering is certainly the ONE!

bcklash · 04-22-12, 10:46 AM

Ississippiboy after reading some writings from the Boogieman, you might want to stay in the cabin with me Adam and Woody or you'll be changed forever.

Just ask Nofear, he almost followed him back to Penn. last year.

Heck after reading again I move over to the nut house.

Oh no How do I erase that?

bcklash · 05-05-12, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MississippiBoy

Let's put it this way.....I would take a picture of my boat and post it, but I like my camera and my phone, and I'm afraid whichever I used wouldn't survive taking the pic.
It's pretty much the same reason I don't have any pictures of Ron from Kentucky Lake 2 years ago.....small children have been known to burst into tears when he walks in the room.

Heres your picture of the GREAT ONE at Kentucky lake.

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I just scared myself!!!

04-21-12, 11:07 AM	#1
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	Dale Hollow OK, heres the deal. I'm going to DH May 9th thru May13th. Meeting a bunch of guys from a forum that I don't like, they have ugly boats and they can't fish with the cheap arse equipment they borrowed. So what do I need to do help them catch fish on DH. Oh I'm glad I'll have my "little" boy with me to watch my back. 2 Weeks and 3 days I can't wait. __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

04-21-12, 01:24 PM	#2
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Can we have an "ugly boat" contest? I'd have that one in the bag.... __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

04-21-12, 05:13 PM	#4
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	Daniel if he thinks your ugly, wait till he feasts his eyes on the 2 in the Dyna Trak. Hmmmm---birdsnest----BCKLASH----namesake RUT ROW __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

04-21-12, 06:58 PM	#6
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	The good news is the Bandit and I are going to leave here about 4 hours earlier then planned. Daniel if your boat is uglier than the Dyna Trak, you must be 1 proud BOY, cause she is ugly but we love her. __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

04-22-12, 12:15 AM	#8
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Let's put it this way.....I would take a picture of my boat and post it, but I like my camera and my phone, and I'm afraid whichever I used wouldn't survive taking the pic. It's pretty much the same reason I don't have any pictures of Ron from Kentucky Lake 2 years ago.....small children have been known to burst into tears when he walks in the room. __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem? Last edited by MississippiBoy; 04-22-12 at 12:31 AM.

04-22-12, 09:53 AM	#11
bassboogieman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Parkesburg, Pa. Posts: 3,762	Missetcboy & bcklash go fishing................................. They're out there afloat Two ugly thugs in a boat, fishing the waters of Dale Hollow. Their excuses are lame - Bass just don't know of their fame so their baits they refuse to swallow. One of the team is unable to cast due to a case of ugly backlash The other just can't use his thumb. The fishing is slow and so little they know they could be said to be dumb. And try as they might they just can't get a bite so decide to return to the dock. Missing a tree they were lucky, you you see until they hit THE BIG ROCK. So our unlucky "twins" lucky the boat was of tin as it only sustained a small dent. Returned to the camp cold, hungry and damp that's how their day sadly went. There is more to follow When we meet at the Hollow remember it's all just in fun. Whether a day or a week if it's good times that you seek This gathering is certainly the ONE! Last edited by bassboogieman; 04-22-12 at 12:12 PM.

04-22-12, 10:46 AM	#12
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	Ississippiboy after reading some writings from the Boogieman, you might want to stay in the cabin with me Adam and Woody or you'll be changed forever. Just ask Nofear, he almost followed him back to Penn. last year. Heck after reading again I move over to the nut house. Oh no How do I erase that? __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

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