08-03-12, 08:20 AM | #1 |
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In celebration of our great diversity
Shared this with a friend and seeing I consider everyone here my friend I'll share it with everyone.
So...... I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.” “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Are you religious?” He said: “Yes.” I said: “Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?” “Christian.” “Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?” “Protestant.” “Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” “Baptist.” “Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?” “Baptist Church of God.” “Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?” “Reformed Baptist Church of God.” “Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?” He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.” I said: “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off. I should state that I'm a Catholic not Baptist but telling jokes in the first person is so much more fun!
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08-03-12, 10:16 AM | #2 |
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Catholic Infidel, I kill you............ |
08-03-12, 12:00 PM | #3 |
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I know better than this....but I really enjoy Dunham so
.....here's Walter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbok7...eature=related Bruce thanks for the smile.
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08-03-12, 12:05 PM | #4 |
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That is pretty much the way it works these days, Joe. A shame, but true. Not just religion, but politics too, obviously.
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