Several days late and at least a buck short

[MallenManson]

So for the last 2-3 years, I've had a dream. Actually...I've had several, and still have them.
The first involves me winning the lotto and buying a fishing lodge. I've got some incredible ideas on that, but...yeah.....

Another...and much more possible dream....is to open a BBQ joint. I even have an ex GF who wants to start a business, but can't decide what kind. She thinks she should back me in a restaurant. Then again...she also swears up and down I should open a bait shop with food called Mike's Master Baits....she thinks she's funny......

So anyways...now that the set up to this story has pretty much run it's course...I've come up with the best name ever for a BBQ joint.

To put you in the right frame of mind....ask yourself a couple questions:

Where is beef and pork stored?
How is it stored?

If you come to the proper conclusion, you'll come up with Off The Hook BBQ!

I was gonna look into trademarking the name....did a search...there already is one......this is just like the time I came up with mixing Capn Crunch peanut butter flavor with cocoa puffs....thos Reese's bastards beat me to it


Sigh...................