Uncle Si vs the Monkey

3dkicker · 11-08-13, 01:58 PM

So I get a card in the mail letting me know I've accumulated a few points or a little $ to spend at BPS. I also get another a few days later letting me know that Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty will be there last Sat from 1-5pm to sign autographs for those of us who have the BPS credit card. I also get a shot at winning $2500 so I decide to make the drive down 95. I get there at 12:30 and the place is a zoo. Long lines snaking their way around all over the outside of the store. I knew the show was popular but this was ridiculous. I think Si is really funny but now I've got a decision to make. Stand in long lines or go in and buy some baits.........

. Bait Monkey wins by a landslide. No contest. So in I go and pick my way through some stuff. Find a couple Zman Chatterbaits that I have a tough time finding. The black chrome blades are hard to come by around here and I find a bunch.....Sweet! Pick up a frog and one of the new Rapala's and I'm done.
So I head outside and walk around the crowd to see if I can register for the $2500. I'm told that I can't drop the card off but I can stand in line (a very short one) and register online. Now I'm in the running for the money lets see what else is going on. So I ask about the line to meet Si and I'm told which line that is........and it wraps 1/4 mile around the back of the building (maybe not 1/4 mile but it looks like a Disney Land nightmare!!!!). It seems that not only can people with the credit card meet him but everyone with a reward card can meet him too. Strange that it never said that on the card I got. As I check out the line I hear a familiar voice call out "Hey! You ain't no redneck!" and I look up to see an old co-worker standing in the front of the line. He's been there since 9am (his wife is a big fan). I laugh at him and we start to chat and catch up since I haven't seen him in a couple years. After a while, it's now well past 1pm and Si is no where to be seen, I start to question the sanity of my friend and the rest of the people in line. I decide that it's not worth the wait to get 1, that's right 1, autograph and say goodbye to my friend and I head out to the parking lot. It's 1:50pm and Si is still not there.

TKO BAIT MONKEY!!!!!

Captmikestarrett · 11-08-13, 03:47 PM

What's a chatterbait? I saw a movie called "chatterbox" once but that was along time ago. And the subject was not fishing.

Capt Mike

MallenManson · 11-08-13, 10:32 PM

Gratz on the new baits!

bassboogieman · 11-09-13, 12:04 AM

That line would be more than enough for me to turn around and head for Cabela's!

woody · 11-09-13, 03:22 PM

Duck Dynasty might have Uncle Si, but we have The One and only Bamabassman a.k.a. The DinkMaster!

-Mark

3dkicker · 11-09-13, 03:58 PM

You need to come up with a new nickname cuz the Dinkmaster snagged himself a chunk on a blade today.

woody · 11-09-13, 04:19 PM

Once the DinkMaster, always the DinkMaster.

-Mark

3dkicker · 11-09-13, 05:24 PM

My mistake!!! Wasn't Bama who texted pic so his nickname stays.

Rebbasser · 11-11-13, 08:49 PM

The Bait Monkey ALWAYS wins

!

3dkicker · 11-11-13, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captmikestarrett

What's a chatterbait? I saw a movie called "chatterbox" once but that was along time ago. And the subject was not fishing.

Capt Mike

This one

Or the other one........

Captmikestarrett · 11-12-13, 06:20 PM

I am sure glad you did not post the one I was referring too.

Our PG Rating would be revoked..

Capt Mike

Bassboss · 11-13-13, 12:04 AM

Nice little haul! Never been big into the whole celebrity thing myself. I'dda been there walking right by questioning their sanity right along with ya!

11-08-13, 01:58 PM	#1
3dkicker BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spotsylvania, VA Posts: 4,483	Uncle Si vs the Monkey So I get a card in the mail letting me know I've accumulated a few points or a little $ to spend at BPS. I also get another a few days later letting me know that Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty will be there last Sat from 1-5pm to sign autographs for those of us who have the BPS credit card. I also get a shot at winning $2500 so I decide to make the drive down 95. I get there at 12:30 and the place is a zoo. Long lines snaking their way around all over the outside of the store. I knew the show was popular but this was ridiculous. I think Si is really funny but now I've got a decision to make. Stand in long lines or go in and buy some baits.......... Bait Monkey wins by a landslide. No contest. So in I go and pick my way through some stuff. Find a couple Zman Chatterbaits that I have a tough time finding. The black chrome blades are hard to come by around here and I find a bunch.....Sweet! Pick up a frog and one of the new Rapala's and I'm done. So I head outside and walk around the crowd to see if I can register for the $2500. I'm told that I can't drop the card off but I can stand in line (a very short one) and register online. Now I'm in the running for the money lets see what else is going on. So I ask about the line to meet Si and I'm told which line that is........and it wraps 1/4 mile around the back of the building (maybe not 1/4 mile but it looks like a Disney Land nightmare!!!!). It seems that not only can people with the credit card meet him but everyone with a reward card can meet him too. Strange that it never said that on the card I got. As I check out the line I hear a familiar voice call out "Hey! You ain't no redneck!" and I look up to see an old co-worker standing in the front of the line. He's been there since 9am (his wife is a big fan). I laugh at him and we start to chat and catch up since I haven't seen him in a couple years. After a while, it's now well past 1pm and Si is no where to be seen, I start to question the sanity of my friend and the rest of the people in line. I decide that it's not worth the wait to get 1, that's right 1, autograph and say goodbye to my friend and I head out to the parking lot. It's 1:50pm and Si is still not there. TKO BAIT MONKEY!!!!! __________________ Smitty www.smittystubes.com

11-08-13, 03:47 PM	#2
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	What's a chatterbait? I saw a movie called "chatterbox" once but that was along time ago. And the subject was not fishing. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

11-08-13, 10:32 PM	#3
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Gratz on the new baits! __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

11-09-13, 03:58 PM	#6
3dkicker BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spotsylvania, VA Posts: 4,483	You need to come up with a new nickname cuz the Dinkmaster snagged himself a chunk on a blade today. __________________ Smitty www.smittystubes.com

11-09-13, 05:24 PM	#8
3dkicker BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spotsylvania, VA Posts: 4,483	My mistake!!! Wasn't Bama who texted pic so his nickname stays. __________________ Smitty www.smittystubes.com

11-09-13, 12:04 AM	#4
bassboogieman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Parkesburg, Pa. Posts: 3,762	That line would be more than enough for me to turn around and head for Cabela's!

11-09-13, 03:22 PM	#5
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	Duck Dynasty might have Uncle Si, but we have The One and only Bamabassman a.k.a. The DinkMaster! -Mark

11-09-13, 04:19 PM	#7
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	Once the DinkMaster, always the DinkMaster. -Mark

11-11-13, 08:49 PM	#9
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,142	The Bait Monkey ALWAYS wins! __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

11-12-13, 06:20 PM	#11
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	I am sure glad you did not post the one I was referring too. Our PG Rating would be revoked.. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

11-13-13, 12:04 AM	#12
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	Nice little haul! Never been big into the whole celebrity thing myself. I'dda been there walking right by questioning their sanity right along with ya! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

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