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MississippiBoy · 12-07-13, 09:59 PM

A man is rushed to the ER with a big bear trap slammed shut on his testicles. As the horrified doctor begins his exam, he asks in disbelief, "Man, how did this happen?!?"
The man groans, "Well, I was out hiking in the woods when I felt the call of nature. I dropped my drawers and squatted down, and the next thing I know, BAM! Doc, it was horrible......the second worst pain of my life."
The doctor says, "The SECOND worst pain? Good God, what could be worse than that?"

"Coming to the end of the chain....."

bamabassman · 12-08-13, 12:10 AM

sems i've read this somewhere.........................BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA A!!! still funny though.

nobass · 12-08-13, 05:51 PM

good one there
two blondes dicieded they would drive to disney land when they got there sign said. disneyland left. they cried and went home

Abbeysdad · 12-08-13, 08:33 PM

One dark morning in the middle of the night, two dead brothers decided to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and calmly killed those two dead boys.

ooey gooey was a worm a little worm was he. He sat upon the railroad tracks the train he did not see......ooey gooey.

Two Irishmen were leaving a pub (It could happen)!!!

kennethdaysale · 12-08-13, 09:22 PM

Q. How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a women?
A. S**T in her P***Y

joedog · 12-09-13, 01:45 AM

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat.”

12-07-13, 09:59 PM	#1
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Got jokes? A man is rushed to the ER with a big bear trap slammed shut on his testicles. As the horrified doctor begins his exam, he asks in disbelief, "Man, how did this happen?!?" The man groans, "Well, I was out hiking in the woods when I felt the call of nature. I dropped my drawers and squatted down, and the next thing I know, BAM! Doc, it was horrible......the second worst pain of my life." The doctor says, "The SECOND worst pain? Good God, what could be worse than that?" "Coming to the end of the chain....." __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

12-08-13, 12:10 AM	#2
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	sems i've read this somewhere.........................BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA A!!! still funny though. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-08-13, 05:51 PM	#3
nobass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: clarksville, tn, Posts: 1,690	good one there two blondes dicieded they would drive to disney land when they got there sign said. disneyland left. they cried and went home __________________ the only easy day was yesterday

12-08-13, 08:33 PM	#4
Abbeysdad BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Central NY - Finger Lakes Posts: 1,307	One dark morning in the middle of the night, two dead brothers decided to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and calmly killed those two dead boys. ooey gooey was a worm a little worm was he. He sat upon the railroad tracks the train he did not see......ooey gooey. Two Irishmen were leaving a pub (It could happen)!!! __________________ Fish now, work later

12-08-13, 09:22 PM	#5
kennethdaysale BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: rock hill, sc Posts: 2,315	Nsfw Q. How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a women? A. ST in her P*Y __________________ Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

12-09-13, 01:45 AM	#6
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat.” __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

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