Thought of the day

MallenManson · 03-13-14, 09:28 PM

We haven't had one in a while, but I just hit on one.

Worst part about wearing reading glasses is an oily forehead.......

MississippiBoy · 03-14-14, 01:22 AM

Question of the day: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

joedog · 03-14-14, 06:27 AM

My friends tell me I’m condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)

Oh and Dan, "A question without an answer?"
or
"A rhetorical joke?"

joedog · 03-14-14, 06:32 AM

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

WOW, three thoughts in one day.......I got to go write this down quickly!

MallenManson · 03-14-14, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joedog

my friends tell me i’m condescending. (that means i talk down to people.)

oh and dan, "a question without an answer?"
or
"a rhetorical joke?"

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MallenManson · 03-14-14, 12:42 PM

You guys are way too deep for me.

Then again, my best friend swears i'm shallow

joedog · 03-14-14, 05:11 PM

"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it."
Dennis Miller

03-13-14, 09:28 PM	#1
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Thought of the day We haven't had one in a while, but I just hit on one. Worst part about wearing reading glasses is an oily forehead....... __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

03-14-14, 01:22 AM	#2
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	Question of the day: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

03-14-14, 06:27 AM	#3
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	My friends tell me I’m condescending. (That means I talk down to people.) Oh and Dan, "A question without an answer?" or "A rhetorical joke?" __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

03-14-14, 06:32 AM	#4
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? WOW, three thoughts in one day.......I got to go write this down quickly! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that." Last edited by joedog; 03-14-14 at 06:37 AM.

03-14-14, 12:42 PM	#6
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	You guys are way too deep for me. Then again, my best friend swears i'm shallow __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

03-14-14, 05:11 PM	#7
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it." Dennis Miller __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

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