The Hillbilly Vasectomy

angelus40 · 09-10-05, 10:31 PM

The Hillbilly Vasectomy

After the 11th child, an Georgia couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy, that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. " A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Georgia) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Georgian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see house putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count....

"1" , "2", "3" , "4" , "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed count on his other hand.

please don't shoot me

Dyas · 09-10-05, 10:34 PM

Lmfao!!! Good one Angleus................... Sounds like your bored to lol...............

angelus40 · 09-11-05, 12:04 AM

thanks. your right i was

454ss · 09-11-05, 12:30 AM

Hey thats good but whys it gotta be a georgian and are fireworks really legal here if so since when?

Dyas · 09-11-05, 12:46 AM

Cause Georgians are hillbillies................... Bamians are rednecks and Luisianians are Cajuns...............

angelus40 · 09-11-05, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 454ss

Hey thats good but whys it gotta be a georgian and are fireworks really legal here if so since when?

it's a joke

Dyas · 09-11-05, 12:56 AM

Just a joke............................... Thats why its a Georgian DUH........... If it was a real story it would almost HAVE to happen in Bama cause thats how dumb some people around here are.......................

flachristopherkeene9 · 09-13-05, 07:06 AM

And why does our Florida River the Great St. John's flow north???

Chris

Ill wait and see if anyone knows!

flfireman · 09-13-05, 01:02 PM

So we can throw the yankees in it and send them back north.

Dyas · 09-13-05, 05:06 PM

Hahahahaha Lol...............

flachristopherkeene9 · 09-13-05, 06:51 PM

WRONG

keep on guessing

Chris

Dyas · 09-13-05, 07:03 PM

That is a good reason though.................... They can take their baked chicken with em lol

flachristopherkeene9 · 09-13-05, 07:19 PM

I'll give you guys another day or two.

Chris

Dyas · 09-13-05, 07:30 PM

It'll take longer than that..............

flachristopherkeene9 · 09-14-05, 03:19 PM

So ill extend it just keep guessing! Even though the answers lame.

Chris

angelus40 · 09-14-05, 04:34 PM

cause of all the sh!t in it

Sluggo Man · 09-14-05, 04:41 PM

Because it's flowing downhill.

I like how the majority of southerners on this board fit the stereotype of buck-teethed, overall-wearing hicks who, uh, do whatever you guys do. :/

KH. · 09-14-05, 04:45 PM

we set off fire works every holliday here its legal because it rains like 3X a week

flachristopherkeene9 · 09-18-05, 06:19 PM

Come on no takers.

Answer to come tom. morning

Chris

09-10-05, 10:31 PM	#1
angelus40 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati,Ohio Posts: 436	The Hillbilly Vasectomy The Hillbilly Vasectomy After the 11th child, an Georgia couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy, that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. " A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Georgia) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Georgian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see house putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.... "1" , "2", "3" , "4" , "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed count on his other hand. please don't shoot me

09-10-05, 10:34 PM	#2
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Lmfao!!! Good one Angleus................... Sounds like your bored to lol............... __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

09-11-05, 12:46 AM	#5
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Cause Georgians are hillbillies................... Bamians are rednecks and Luisianians are Cajuns............... __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

09-11-05, 12:56 AM	#7
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Just a joke............................... Thats why its a Georgian DUH........... If it was a real story it would almost HAVE to happen in Bama cause thats how dumb some people around here are....................... __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

09-13-05, 01:02 PM	#9
flfireman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Palm Bay, Fl Posts: 2,751	So we can throw the yankees in it and send them back north. __________________ In the Lord all things are possible.

09-11-05, 12:04 AM	#3
angelus40 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati,Ohio Posts: 436	thanks. your right i was

09-11-05, 12:30 AM	#4
454ss BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Glennville,GA Posts: 615	Hey thats good but whys it gotta be a georgian and are fireworks really legal here if so since when?

09-13-05, 07:06 AM	#8
flachristopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 516	And why does our Florida River the Great St. John's flow north??? Chris Ill wait and see if anyone knows!

09-13-05, 05:06 PM	#10
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Hahahahaha Lol............... __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

09-13-05, 06:51 PM	#11
flachristopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 516	WRONG keep on guessing Chris

09-13-05, 07:03 PM	#12
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	That is a good reason though.................... They can take their baked chicken with em lol __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

09-13-05, 07:19 PM	#13
flachristopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 516	I'll give you guys another day or two. Chris

09-13-05, 07:30 PM	#14
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	It'll take longer than that.............. __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

09-14-05, 03:19 PM	#15
flachristopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 516	So ill extend it just keep guessing! Even though the answers lame. Chris

09-14-05, 04:34 PM	#16
angelus40 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Cincinnati,Ohio Posts: 436	cause of all the sh!t in it

09-14-05, 04:41 PM	#17
Sluggo Man BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Maine Posts: 241	Because it's flowing downhill. I like how the majority of southerners on this board fit the stereotype of buck-teethed, overall-wearing hicks who, uh, do whatever you guys do. :/

09-14-05, 04:45 PM	#18
KH. BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,316	we set off fire works every holliday here its legal because it rains like 3X a week __________________ and god said let there be bass, and there was bass

09-18-05, 06:19 PM	#19
flachristopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 516	Come on no takers. Answer to come tom. morning Chris

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