Polly is gone bigtime

[CarpMan]

Polly has put a recall out on her {Carp skin undy ware} one of our local basser wore em an didnt reed the safty tag that sade " wear scaleside outward". please (DONT WARE EM TILL YOU REED THIS).. He bought a pair at the fish markut, an he put em on with tha scally side inward, and aftur bout 3 hours of pitchen, flipen, casten and squermin on that butt seat on his bassbote, he had to comeout of them thangs. he sade them drawers bout to ete him up. some peple are dummer than dead snakes. anyhow me and polly called all tha fish markuts and told em not to sell anymore of pollys carp skin sretchie undys until we get it all straighten out. polly said we shuld think bout getten into the flat head catfish skin undys too. cusz they dont have no scales, an it wont matter which way thay wear em.. Now I think Polly might be on to sumpthin. We talked to wall-mark an they are gone to take 8 pairs of the catfish ones when Polly gits em sewed up, he said it will it help are contrack with wale -mark, cuz they already ordured 8 pairs with socks to mach fur a trial period jest to see if thay wuld go over big, an they done sold out...... I caled mistur woo, in case yual dont kno him, hes a basser an coon hunter cumbined. .and he said he wuz gone to git a bunch of pollys undy wear an markut them fur coon hunters. But he wunts all of his undys to have some good carp an catfish smell aroma commen off so the coons will have no trouble finden em, cuz he knos how coons are when they git close to raw carp skin. And he knoes what hapened to me when them coons chased me up that tree, cuz i had on a pair that wasnt dryed out....Tha way he tells me, is that he is gone test em on one of his lower end hunters as a decoy, an when tha coons smell tha carps sent commen from tha decoy, then tha decoy will start runnen when he sees tha coons commen after him, an by that time all the othur coon hunters will be up in coon stands (thats jest like a deere stands) . He said pollys undy ware is gonna revolushinize tha way peeple hunt coons...he said it will probably hurt tha coon dog sales, cuz nobody would be buying coon dogs nomore. and he said if it works out good, me an polly culd suply him with all the decoys...So we will probably get into the coon decoy businesse too. we are gone to talk to pollys cusin who has got twin boys (carp n harp) thay been luken fur work, so polly is gona cut a deal with hur about renting her twin boys during coon hunting season an use em fur decoys.... and i kno sum more good ole boys that live round her that would luve to wear them carp an catfish skin undy pants an let coons chase em around..Evur time a coon trees one of em decoys, thay will git paid good, but they must git treed by a coon. So if eny of yuall are luken fur some work that pays good but dont kare about tha body odur, jest go to yuore locul fish market an pick up one of Pollys posters an follow the durictions..... Polly is down at tha carp pond getten ere done, shes a catchen all the carp skins she can git.. .Last time i luked, she wuz reel em in ..shes xsited bout her new business venture with woo.. Oh loordy!Loordy! thurs some coons chasen Polly around the carp pond, she must have on a pair of them carp stretchies. I gotta git down ur an save her befour she stumbles into one of elmers bare traps. I kno first hand what them coons will do if that happens. I gotta go

[pig n jig]

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[PowerBass]

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