Vacation on tha beach

[CarpMan]

Me and Polly have never seen so many gurls on a beach with little or no cloths on as we did while on our vacation..It was embarrassing. I mean I had to look 7 or 8 times to make sure my eyes wasn't failing me...The second day there, Polly wanted to wear her cut offs on the beach with them other gurls, but I said "oh no you don't". Cuz I dont wan't nobody lookun at you the way I wuz lookun at them gurls.. But I did give in and let her wear her cutt offs...She met sum new frends and we had a good time..We played a sissy vollyball game in tha sand...Now I'm 6ft 3 and I aint no push over, so I put on my speedos and did about 50 push ups in tha sand before tha game started.. Now if that wuzn't a sign fur ever body to stay away frum Polly then I don't know what wuz..But it turned out that nobody messed with Polly and we all had a good time..Polly sade I wuz a giant amongst all those boys and they all looked up to me...But on tha way back to tha motel, Polly ask me to stop and get something fur her head ache.. I went inside this drug store and ask this little fella fur something fur a bad head ache...He wuz standing on a stool and reached over the counter and slapped me in the face so hard that tears came in my eyes, and sade "is your head still hurting now"? I sade, "They are not for me they are fur my wife, you little runt". I wuz so mad I could've mopped the floor with him, but I know he wuz just a little midget, and meant no harm...I went back to tha car, Polly ask me why I had tears in my eyes? I sade "I just got beat up by a midget". She laughed so hard that her head ache went away...