Having a Bad Day?

[JB]

Are ya havin' a Bad Day? Well, then, consider this...



In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of
experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck ! 11:00, Pookie

Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged

the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.




Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the
most expensively saved animals were being released back into the
wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
________________

Still think you are having a Bad Day??
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

_________________

STILL think you're having a Bad Day??

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a
broken fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
_____________

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????


Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
________________________

There now, feeling better?