Wanna have some fun? try this.

CarpMan · 09-04-06, 06:35 PM

I went to the store today, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving me a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!!
So I told him he was full of crap..He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 25 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickers he wrote.
I really didn't give a crap because my car was parked just around the corner. I left him standing, he didn’t know what hit him when he turned around for my sig.

planxdownfall · 09-04-06, 06:53 PM

haha dude that is funny, i am going to try that.

ironman · 09-04-06, 08:40 PM

That suck's for the guy who really owns the car

ILfishinman · 09-04-06, 09:18 PM

it sucks for the people who have to read your typing

PowerBass · 09-05-06, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ironman

That suck's for the guy who really ownes the car

it is spelled

"That sucks for the guy who really owns the car"

and it sucks for you teachers who tried to help you spell.

FlyRod · 09-05-06, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PowerBass

it is spelled

"That sucks for the guy who really owns the car"

and it sucks for you teachers who...TRYED...to help you spell.

Further suckation (spelling-wise.)

Try "tried", (on a trial basis, of course.)

Announcements:
Tryouts for the Spelling Team will held in the gymnasium at 3 PM today.

The following students have successfully auditioned and been selected for the BFC Middle School Fife, Drum, Bagpipe, and Hog-raising Corps:

Asser, R. B.
Ooker, Z.
Bass, P.
Pigand, J.
Ender, B.
Abass, V.

That will be all.

Dr. Fly R. Od, PhD, PDQ, XYZ, RIP
Chairman, Music, English, and Ag. Depts
Assistant Football Coach

PowerBass · 09-05-06, 11:18 AM

FR,
I dont know where you have seen the spelling error

Awesome post man, thats just plain funny

FlyRod · 09-05-06, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PowerBass

FR,
I dont know where you have seen the spelling error

See this:

http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomfr...zes%2F170.html

FR

bassbooger · 09-05-06, 03:15 PM

I missed one. I picked the wrong embarrassment. How embarrassing LOL. Spelling is something that I have never had a problem with.

ironman · 09-05-06, 03:26 PM

My bad guy's.

flbassman · 09-05-06, 03:34 PM

That's funny c-man. Not as good as your axxhole post, but still hilarious.

ironman · 09-05-06, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyRod

See this:

http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomfr...zes%2F170.html

FR

I got an %86, what now jk lol.

ironman · 09-05-06, 03:42 PM

[quoteThat's funny c-man. Not as good as your axxhole post, but still hilarious.[/quote]

Am I c-man?????

flbassman · 09-05-06, 03:53 PM

No, carpman is c-man. You would be i-man......

ironman · 09-05-06, 03:54 PM

Ohhhh, lol

Vabass22 · 09-05-06, 05:51 PM

Thats funny, carpy. Fly swatter, I actually have been to the county spelling bee twice.

Rebbasser · 09-07-06, 07:58 PM

Va, Flyrod has a affinity for bees. Unfortunately it is not the spelling type

.

FlyRod · 09-08-06, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebbasser

Va, Flyrod has a affinity for bees. Unfortunately it is not the spelling type

.

BUZZ AWF!
See yew 0500 Sadiddy

Vabass22 · 09-08-06, 11:56 PM

I have only been stung twice, when I was 8, I was playing basketball, and my leg suddenly started hurting, so I said, wow my leg hurt, and I couldn'y figure out for the life of me why it was hurting. Turns out a wasp was under my pants, stinging me repeatyedly.

09-04-06, 06:35 PM	#1
CarpMan BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 676	Wanna have some fun? try this. I went to the store today, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving me a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!! So I told him he was full of crap..He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 25 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickers he wrote. I really didn't give a crap because my car was parked just around the corner. I left him standing, he didn’t know what hit him when he turned around for my sig.

09-04-06, 08:40 PM	#3
ironman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: palm coast florida Posts: 879	That suck's for the guy who really owns the car Last edited by ironman; 09-05-06 at 03:51 PM.

09-04-06, 09:18 PM	#4
ILfishinman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Champaign, Illinois Posts: 706	it sucks for the people who have to read your typing __________________ If light moves at 670616629 MPH, how fast is Dark? Bass count 07: lost count

09-05-06, 11:18 AM	#7
PowerBass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,638	FR, I dont know where you have seen the spelling error Awesome post man, thats just plain funny __________________ fivealivebassmasters.com

09-05-06, 03:15 PM	#9
bassbooger BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Dallas, NC Posts: 316	I missed one. I picked the wrong embarrassment. How embarrassing LOL. Spelling is something that I have never had a problem with. __________________ cast, reel, cast!!! Repeat if necessary!! Dallas, NC

09-04-06, 06:53 PM	#2
planxdownfall BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: danbury ct Posts: 118	haha dude that is funny, i am going to try that.

09-05-06, 03:26 PM	#10
ironman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: palm coast florida Posts: 879	My bad guy's.

09-05-06, 03:34 PM	#11
flbassman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jacksonville Florida Posts: 2,840	That's funny c-man. Not as good as your axxhole post, but still hilarious. __________________ R.I.P. Zooker

09-05-06, 03:42 PM	#13
ironman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: palm coast florida Posts: 879	[quoteThat's funny c-man. Not as good as your axxhole post, but still hilarious.[/quote] Am I c-man?????

09-05-06, 03:53 PM	#14
flbassman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jacksonville Florida Posts: 2,840	No, carpman is c-man. You would be i-man...... __________________ R.I.P. Zooker

09-05-06, 03:54 PM	#15
ironman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: palm coast florida Posts: 879	Ohhhh, lol

09-05-06, 05:51 PM	#16
Vabass22 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern Va Posts: 1,120	Thats funny, carpy. Fly swatter, I actually have been to the county spelling bee twice.

09-07-06, 07:58 PM	#17
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,142	Va, Flyrod has a affinity for bees. Unfortunately it is not the spelling type . __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

09-08-06, 11:56 PM	#19
Vabass22 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern Va Posts: 1,120	I have only been stung twice, when I was 8, I was playing basketball, and my leg suddenly started hurting, so I said, wow my leg hurt, and I couldn'y figure out for the life of me why it was hurting. Turns out a wasp was under my pants, stinging me repeatyedly.

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