the grill

dodgeguy · 09-12-06, 12:15 PM

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?"

ironman · 09-12-06, 12:23 PM

HAHAHAHA,

LOL

K-Driz · 09-12-06, 01:01 PM

Owned!!!!!

Rodman_Rob · 09-12-06, 04:27 PM

oh crap, thats funny.

ILfishinman · 09-12-06, 08:49 PM

he just got Pwned oh man call the ambulance cause he got burned, call dairy queen cause he just got treated haha lol that was great

ToPwAt'R GuY · 09-12-06, 10:01 PM

Thats great.

09-12-06, 12:15 PM	#1
dodgeguy BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: poughkeepsie,n.y. Posts: 930	the grill Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?" __________________ chrysler master tech,avid fisherman and i bleed red,white and blue!!!!

09-12-06, 04:27 PM	#4
Rodman_Rob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ocala, FL. 1/2 hour southwest of Rodman Posts: 1,702	oh crap, thats funny. __________________ Lizardsrule may not be able to drive a boat, but he can sure put you on the fish!

09-12-06, 08:49 PM	#5
ILfishinman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Champaign, Illinois Posts: 706	he just got Pwned oh man call the ambulance cause he got burned, call dairy queen cause he just got treated haha lol that was great __________________ If light moves at 670616629 MPH, how fast is Dark? Bass count 07: lost count

09-12-06, 12:23 PM	#2
ironman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: palm coast florida Posts: 879	HAHAHAHA, LOL

09-12-06, 01:01 PM	#3
K-Driz BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Murray or Smithfield, KY Posts: 209	Owned!!!!!

09-12-06, 10:01 PM	#6
ToPwAt'R GuY BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: missouri Posts: 930	Thats great.

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