speedy ethel

bassdaddy · 02-23-08, 08:53 PM

Speeding Ethel!!

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge

around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to

maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other

residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and

Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.

"STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat

wrapper and held it up to him.

OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner
near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her
and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
him. Harold nodded and said, "On your way, Ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of
her,

Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know-What" in his hand.

Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test
again.!!!"

NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY!

basskicker · 02-23-08, 09:01 PM

yeah thats pretty funny but kind of mean too.

bassdaddy · 02-23-08, 09:08 PM

kinda mean????? how do ya know she didn't enjoy it??? kinda sounded like she did.....jeezzzz whiz

bamabassman · 02-24-08, 12:11 AM

hahahahahahaahahahaahaha

lunker-lander · 02-24-08, 11:14 AM

Mean or not -- THAT'S FUNNY!

-Lunk-

02-23-08, 08:53 PM	#1
bassdaddy BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sand Springs,Okla. Posts: 81	speedy ethel Speeding Ethel!! Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know-What" in his hand. Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!" NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY!

02-23-08, 09:01 PM	#2
basskicker BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ashland City, TN Posts: 111	yeah thats pretty funny but kind of mean too. __________________ other anglers are hard to beat, but the fish are the real competition.

02-24-08, 11:14 AM	#5
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	Mean or not -- THAT'S FUNNY! -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

02-23-08, 09:08 PM	#3
bassdaddy BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Sand Springs,Okla. Posts: 81	kinda mean????? how do ya know she didn't enjoy it??? kinda sounded like she did.....jeezzzz whiz

02-24-08, 12:11 AM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahahahahaahahahaahaha

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