Talking on Flights

Nonpoint · 05-16-08, 04:11 PM

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when
the
stranger turned to her and said, Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with one of your fellow

passengers.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
and said
to the stranger, What would you like to talk about?

Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. How about nuclear power?
and he
smiles.

OK, she said. That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff 'grass'
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a big
flat patty,
and a horse produces large clumps of dried grass. Why do you
suppose that is?

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks
about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.

To which the little girl replies,

Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you
don't know sh*t?

bamabassman · 05-16-08, 06:29 PM

hahahahahahaha, very good

BigBassin144 · 05-18-08, 08:38 AM

I've heard that one before, but it was not a little girl. That made this joke soo much funnier!

BB

Lancer6 · 05-23-08, 04:11 PM

Here's another.

While on a long airline flight a woman, somewhat of a busybody, noticed a ruggedly handsome man, dressed in neatly pressed khaki safari gear and sporting a neat beard and mustache, sitting across the aisle from her.
She also noticed that he was missing his left arm.
I've already told you she was a born snoop (and a chatterbox too,) so it will come as no surprise when I tell you that, after openly staring for a few moments, curiousity got the best of her. She said "Pardon me, sir, but I can't help but notice your...errr...your..." To which he responded, with quite aristocratic English accent, "That's quite alright, Madam, and I will answer one question...ONE...and no more. Choose wisely."
Ms Busybody then blurted "Howja lose your arm?!?!?!"
The sauve gentleman looked her straight in the eyes and said....
"It was bitten off. Now, if you'll excuse me...Good day to you."
By the time the plane landed she was a wreck.

Lancer6

05-16-08, 04:11 PM	#1
Nonpoint BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 32	Talking on Flights A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with one of your fellow passengers. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, What would you like to talk about? Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. How about nuclear power? and he smiles. OK, she said. That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff 'grass' Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a big flat patty, and a horse produces large clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the little girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?

05-18-08, 08:38 AM	#3
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	I've heard that one before, but it was not a little girl. That made this joke soo much funnier! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

05-16-08, 06:29 PM	#2
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahahahahaha, very good

05-23-08, 04:11 PM	#4
Lancer6 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 734	Here's another. While on a long airline flight a woman, somewhat of a busybody, noticed a ruggedly handsome man, dressed in neatly pressed khaki safari gear and sporting a neat beard and mustache, sitting across the aisle from her. She also noticed that he was missing his left arm. I've already told you she was a born snoop (and a chatterbox too,) so it will come as no surprise when I tell you that, after openly staring for a few moments, curiousity got the best of her. She said "Pardon me, sir, but I can't help but notice your...errr...your..." To which he responded, with quite aristocratic English accent, "That's quite alright, Madam, and I will answer one question...ONE...and no more. Choose wisely." Ms Busybody then blurted "Howja lose your arm?!?!?!" The sauve gentleman looked her straight in the eyes and said.... "It was bitten off. Now, if you'll excuse me...Good day to you." By the time the plane landed she was a wreck. Lancer6

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