JB Inherits Mattel Toy Company

[JB]

I figure now that I'm in the Toy biz, why not mix it up for the lil juvenile delinquents out there and sell them what they really want..

Who needs Builder Bob?...get that ratbaste*d down the block one of these and hes in Juvenal in no time~ adiós Macao


Tired of finding a couple of your cigs missing, and probably some change too..get the kid his own I tell Ya!



got a neighbor kid thats always breaking out windows? give him this and tell him to get ya a 6pack at the 7-11....that'll learn him!
Ya wont see this goober kid for years!



Want your kids to join the circus, but do better than "just greasing the
ferris wheel" ?
Let em practice target throwing knives now, in no time they can get
people out of the audience at the circus to throw at and amaze!




And as always , we offer the gift that keeps on giving. Everyone knows of a late bloomer lonely boy in the family, get him this and he's on his way to some good luvin'
mature audiences only link


Free one time offer!
Get this wild new mtv kit and be like the stars of Jacka$$!
All orders over 20 can receive this swell offering for FREE



sidenote: the lady NASA astronaut that was arrested today for kidnap and attempted murder Had one of these kits on her, however no charges have been filed on this item as of now rofl