Wanna have some fun? try this.

[CarpMan]

I went to the store today, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving me a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked geek. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!!
So I told him he was full of crap..He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 25 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickers he wrote.
I really didn't give a crap because my car was parked just around the corner. I left him standing, he didn’t know what hit him when he turned around for my sig.