home remedies

[dodgeguy]

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube,
don't panic. Simply Pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The
Blockage will be almost instantly removed.


2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables By getting someone
else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About
lifting the toilet Seat by simply using the sink.


4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself And bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your Veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A
mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will Prevent you from rolling over and
going back to sleep after you hit The snooze button.


6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, Then you will be
afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and You
will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the
rules of life Really are:

*You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
* If it doesn't move and should, use
the WD-40.
* If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

And finally, be
really nice to your family and friends; you Never know when you might need them to
empty your bedpan.
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