A modest proposal from Uncle Fly.

[pig n jig]

Carpy, A grammar is married to your grampaw, or to dear old grand dad.It varies as to which one you have.Sometimes a grammar can be referred to as grammy, grammaw, nanna..... Carpy, the neighbor gots a new litter of kittens, wuz wonderin' if snow holler needs another kitten , or 2.Been having bear problems lately.It likes birdseed, knocks the bird feeders to the ground, tears the feeders all to hell.I took the bird feeders down and last night the bear was lookin' in the window of the house pushed his nose through the screen on the window.I keep the bird seed in a pail in the room where he was at ?He keeps it up and I am going to reload a shotshell full of birdseed and give it to him with both barrels loaded.Maybe once, or twice of that, he anit gonna want no more birdseed ? Dutch, the neighbors coon hound lit into his azz a week before, the bear whupped him every which ways.Old dutch might be referred to as tripod now.He anit been able to use his hind leg since the fight.Caint figure it out dutch couldn't hunt coon on his own, just a me too dog, will run coon all night long providing bell, or jet gets the trail started, but the idiot dutch took to bear hunting all on his own ? Well things are normal as they can be here on wheeler Hill. P N J