Campany from Paris

[CarpMan]

It’s about time fur Pollys friends to be coming in from Paris to spend tha Summer with her and Becky. Me and Elmer have been workin’ our tails off getting things done fur them two.. It aint been easy around here puttin’ that third hole in the out-house, landscaping and now we’re in the process of installing a bidet in the john. Danged if I ever hurd of one of them thangs till Polly done sum resurch and explained to me how they worke, I told her “ if them lil’ French girls wanted that cold water from the creek pumpepd on their lil’ azzesses, then so be it”. We tore up an ole’ 5Hp briggs and straton, made a pump and it works. I just hope it don’t blow em out the john when they open tha valve. Elmer tried it out and it dang near put him airborne.. They jest might be in for a lil‘ surprise when they open that valve… All those two want to do is get things ready fur their friends and wunt me and Elmer to do all the leg work…They wunt us to stop by tha dollur store today on our way to tha pool hall and pick up a pair panties and a bra, now I have a problem with that. Youd think a school teacher would know the difference. Youd think a bra would be a pair, after all it holds up a pair. And a pair panties would be one, cause it only covers one. But what do me and Elmer know??We jest cut holes, do land scaping, install bidets and chase barn rats. And that's the way life is in Snow hollow