Don't it figure?

[pignjig]

"Twas the day before sunday
An' out on the lake
Was a bass club just fishin'
For bass fishin's sake

Everyone knew
As the bass boats were boarded,
This tourney don't count-
No points are awarded

The blast off commenced
In a hard driving rain
In a quest just to answer
Which anglers would reign

Though the weather was cold
(We had plenty of warnin')
Everyone wished
For Al Gore's global warmin'

No wave rats were out
Nor those huge house-boat wakers
Just miles and miles
Of green, two-foot breakers

So, we drove to a cove
Where the wind would abate
In the hopes that the bass
Would partake of our bait

Well, the fish were not bitin'
So we thought we'd depart
But the #@!?* motor
Wouldn't @$#!??&# start

So, of course, at that moment
Against nature we're railin'
When the skies opened up
And it began hailin'

Well, the wind began howlin'
Much worse than before
And those cute two-foot breakers
Seemed closer to four

We thought we were screwed
With no chance for a tow
We thought that our future
Was row, row and row

But, two friendly young fellas
Arrived with a charger
I tell ya our gratitude
Could not have been larger

So, we jumped out the cell
In the wind, hail and rain
But, the motor cut out
When we tried to reach plane

This poem draws long and
This rhymin' grows borin'
I think I can hear
Some of my BF friends snorin'

If anyone's int'rested
And not too hard-hearted
It took three hours to troll
To the place that we started"

Don't it just figure?

-Pig