Ambushed!!! Attacked at wally world!!!!

[bamabassman]

ok gang, listen up now ya hear?!?
there i was at home waiting for the wife to call me so's i could meet her and her old high school girlfriend (they were shopping at Unclaimed Baggage) at wally world to get groceries.
i call her to see how much longer seeing as it has started ot snow and i was gonna have to stock up the wood in the house before dark. no i ain't skeered of the dark, just no spotlights to see where i am walking,lol.
she says come on down they were checking out. so i get in the truck and drive down.
of sourse you just KNOW that they were running late and just HAD to try on another piece of slothing,lol. but am going into the store anyway. BADDD move on my part.
all of a sudden it happened.....
i was attacked at the moment i grabbed the cart. the bait monkey took over my entiere body it seemed like. more like an out of body experience.
taht dang ol monkey directed me to the fishing isle at the fasted walk one could get away with without getting the guards after ya.
he showed me the clearance items and MADE me pick out and buy these lures. mnd you NOTHING that i was wanting really. they were out of the things i wanted. but i had to do it he said. no MATTER what.
so here they are, the new items to go in the cajun.
1 baby 1-minus shallow runner crank (12" depth) in 1/4 oz brown crawfish $3.00
1 baby 1-minus shallow runner crank (12" depth) in 1/4 oz citrus shad $3.00
1 cotton cordell deep diver crank in green firetiger $3.00
1 cotton cordell deep diver crank in a green crawfish color (wiggle'o) $3.00
1 matzuo topwater wood floating P38 in a rainbow trout color ( think devilhorse) $3.00
1 spro frog called a bronzeye jr. brown color frog $5.00
1 roostertail 3/8 oz white $1.00
1 fuji rod tip repair kit $3.00
2 betts spins with extra grubs (crappie spinners for the get together) $2.00 ea.


and after i told the wife that they were on sale and the monkey MADE me get em. she was okay with it. then i looked up at her after she said that and guess what. yep the monkey was on HER shoulder too. she said that the crappie spinners were hers. and that the frog was too.
so... the moral (if any) is take EXTRA care out there gang. that monkey hits HARD this time of the year ya know.
till the next time........which will be next weekend at the boat show.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.