Dick, and Jane

[bassFishingWNY]

Dick was happy, today was the big day, he was going to ask Jane to marry him.
Dick is a small man, but tall. At 5’9” , only weighted 110 pounds. He fell in love with a woman that was big boned,. Jane was 5’6” and 150 pounds.
He ask her out to go for a walk along the water, and thinking about how he would pop the big question.
At 5:30 PM he picked her up, and they started out for his big day. As they walked, they seen potato chips, cheese, and crackers, and popcorn alone the shore, but Dick was to exceeded to eat. He was going to pop the big one.
As they walked within trees, he finely pop the question, Jill said yes!
He was so happy, he seen a slice of pizza on the shore, as he picked it up, it was jerked out of his hands, then it started moving for the water. So Dick walked away.
As they walk along the water front, it changed to open fields, with a few dead trees, and thick brush along the water. Then dick seen it, a limburger cheese sandwich, on rye bread.
Jill said, you are not going to eat that, are you. Dick said, if you marry me, get use to it, Limburger cheese is my favorite.
So he picked it up, and was taking a bite!

Mr. bass said I have a bite, then the line started to slowly moving sideways. Mr. catfish said I told you the stinky stuff would work, I’m not the only one that likes it. Mr. bass took the slack out of his line, and set the hook.

As Dick took a bite, pain erupted in his lower jaw. He ran to the right, trying to reach the dead trees, then left, being pulled to the water. When near the heavy brush, Dick held on, hopping to spit the hook.

Mr. bass said he’s in the brush now, Mr. catfish said try keeping his head up, don’t let him hold onto it, he will spit the hook. He’s in the water now, do you need the net? No said Mr. bass, it’s a small one. So after taking pictures, Mr. bass tossed it back on land.

Jane was frantic, seeing Dick pulled into the water, then she seen him back on land. She ran up to him, and ask if he was OK? Dick said yes, other then a sore jaw, I’ll be OK, but I think we should head back now. As they walk along the water on the way back, they seen the same potato chips, cheese, crackers, even a slice of pizza. Then Jane see it, a ham, and cheese on rye. Dick looked at it, and Jane looked at it, then Jane started running for it, as Dick yelled NOOOOOOOO!