winter weather check list

[zooker]

when the poeple of the southern states hear the words "winter weather" they tend to freak..the infamus "bread and milk" thing..now if your forced by need to go to the store to buy certain items and want to live to tell about. you sure as he!! need a check list of equipment...

pepper spray-check
trazer-check
stun gun-check
large combat knife-check
wooden ball bat-check
large caliber auto handgun-check

of course a bullet proof vest is optional but a good idea...

yep of course i had to get milk-doh!!-

however i did get to watch a couple of blue hairs duke it out over the last loaf of wonder bread.

i broke my bat -DAMMIT!!!- while getting the last gallon of whole milk.
i guess you could say that pepper spraying a person on oxegen to be cruel but the ol sob shot me with a tazer first.

and this was just at the local grocery store..i heard chaos reined at the dallor store.-a shoot out over the last pack of crackers or so they said-

zooker