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5 answers we all wanted to know
THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR? A: It’s Braille for ’suck here’. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but ‘down under’. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ? A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch. BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What is a man’s Ultimate embarrassment? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Nominated as the world’s best short joke A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains? ‘Not yet,’ she replied
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