Couple of jokes!!

[bassfisher14]

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give oral se#."

"Oral se#?" the woman exclaimed.

"I haven't witnessed it myself, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman was skeptical, but thought it would be a great gag gift, so she bought the frog. When she explained the frog's ability to her husband,
he was even more skeptical than his wife and laughed it off.

In the middle of the night, the woman was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making deafening sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to discover her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied, "If I

can teach this frog to cook, you're gone."