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Old 02-25-06, 09:57 PM   #1
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Default Funny Joke (Wal-mart)

A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," so she goes to the fourth floor, and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs,loves kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" So she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted she goes to the sixth floor and sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Ain't it the truth..........Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
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