06-17-08, 09:21 PM
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Redneck wins the lotto
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years. The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''
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06-17-08, 10:31 PM
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ha ha soundds like somethin my bro would do
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06-17-08, 11:10 PM
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easy on us rednecks....sometimes it's just a matter of principle!
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06-17-08, 11:21 PM
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haha good one..
its like some of my friend tell me when were out riding fourwheelers.. if you kill me and i'm still alive i'll (insert word of choice) you.. most of the time its slap in the insert
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06-17-08, 11:41 PM
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yea...principle. uh...what? oh never mind. hahahahahahhahahaha
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06-18-08, 12:26 AM
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 I would want me DALLA back too yall! Shoot, if I ain't gettin' my 20Mill, Might as well leave with some dignity!    -stevo
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