12-28-08, 11:22 AM | #1 |
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Blondes and Winter in Ohio
A trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, & you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. When the light turns green the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK! BB
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that was funny man .
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funny joke! with the blondes we have here that joke could be about missouri, except for the part where the guy is salting the roads
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Ain't that the dang truth. salting the roads i mean!!!
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careful gang.....lisa was a blonde and c-rig...so is your better half. hahahahahaha
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Sorry Ladies, I was referring to my wife, she knows I was just teasing.
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well she has a little red in there too, so i can pick on here about being blonde (and believe me she has her moments lol) but then i get some of the red head temper to deal with (not near as much red head temper as there are blonde moments).
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Uh oh....don't be bringing up red heads and tempers on the site!!!! You don't know what you may be stirring up!
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sounds like something that would happen here in Columbus
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Oh took me a wile! I forgot about salt trucks. Man, I'm just a stupid southerner!
Funny joke though!
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BB sounds like those salt trucks will be back out again next week
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A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde in a BMW for speeding.She asks for the womans license.The woman says"what does it look like?"The policewoman responds"it's small amd square and has your picture on it".The woman driver pulls out a small mirror and looks at it,then hands it to the policewoman.The policewoman looks at it and says"I didn't know you were a police officer too,you can go".
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Roflmao, that is a great one there!
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the red hair temper thing is true.. haha i have strawberry blonde hair.. and it shows in me.. thus the phillips drill bit sized hole in the bottom layer of my boat floor
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yeah i have heard that one before
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