Big Gun

[CarpMan]

We talked Gus into shooting Elmers .50 Cal S&W and the impack from tha blast broke his thumb, fractered a bone in his wrist and knocked a half dozen bricks off our chimney, and now he is thinken and talken backwards. Tha Dr sade t’wont be long fore he starts ritten backwards too. He is st-stuttering alot now, and claims he hears th-thunder all th-tha time. Dr sade tha impack frum tha big bang has left a hair line crack in his skull. We convinced the Dr that tha impack frum tha big bang didn’t cause the crack, that it was one of them bricks that fell three stories and glanced off his head that made tha crack in his skull and put him in reverse... Loordy, it was a turbal accident, but Gus got up, stumbled around, shook himself off and seems to be much happier now. You should hear him call the hogs backwards over at tha State Fair, he is the # 1 attraction... You can not convince Gus that a .50 Cal S&W does not shoot Bricks..